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itmeobed.bsky.social
total top, pathological liar, dc gay (derogatory)
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Free my chica 😭

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

By some miracle i graduated college with almost no debt and paid it off in a year and my friends are running around asking me questions like “do u wanna get a masters :)” are u insane?????

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The Baja Blast from Space

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submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Content-stealing company setting up big bucket with sign: "Please place content here."

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

POV you’re the dashboard of the space shuttle taking katy perry to the Intergalactic Khia Station

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

the very concept of having a sock puppet account that you use to reply to yourself with is so funny to me like ok go put your wig on and talk to yourself in disguise I guess

submitted 10 days ago • 39 comments

This would actually be amazing, so democrats are obviously not gonna do it lmao

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Columbia’s cave-in, Cuomo’s polling, the top-to-bottom corruption of Adams’ mayoralty: a good post earlier talked about the collapse of civic virtue in the U.S., but it’s worth suggesting that there’s something lacking regarding civic virtue and civil society in New York _specifically_.

submitted 10 days ago • 44 comments

wait a min … this coming out suspiciously close to katy perry’s rocket ride … i smell a collab

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Finished my summer blanket yay

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submitted 12 days ago • 50 comments

may president xi emerge victorious and lead the west into an age of unparalleled prosperity

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

I heard bluesky likes tiddies

submitted 15 days ago • 71 comments

we really gotta do something about the psychotically evil white evangelical protestant problem, every poll from them in every area is like “yeah we are like hitler and we like it that way”

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

*presses Gen X extinction button*

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

it's so funny that they're doing honest to God right-Maoism though. like it's going to destroy the country but it is incredibly funny to invent The Great Leap Forward from first principles as a braindead American fascist movement led by the very personification of crass consumerism

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

in my society goats would not be associated with the devil, but instead considered angels, for providing cheese that tastes like that

submitted 19 days ago • 22 comments

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

submitted 21 days ago • 146 comments

It’s kinda interesting and predictable that AI has found its home in filters. Something that was already popular, universal, and automated. Really makes it funnier that people are using a funny instagram filter and saying “this is going to change all of art forever this is the new awakening”

submitted 27 days ago • 18 comments

Who up unwittling squeezing they gentle globules

submitted 27 days ago • 45 comments

some more congestion pricing Ws: Broadway attendance: up 21% Restaurant reservations: up 7% Pedestrian traffic: up 4% Retail sales: up $900M Commercial leasing: up 61% Subway crime: down 37% Car crashes: down 50% Honking complaints: down 69%

submitted 32 days ago • 64 comments

Important. Either Trump is so far gone mentally he doesn’t know what he’s doing, or people are acting in his name without his knowledge. This was an order with enormous implications, and the President of the United States says he didn’t do it.

submitted 33 days ago • 784 comments

acab includes the letters a, c, and b

submitted 38 days ago • 17 comments

Chris Evans looks like a MEN model that accidentally became a real actor

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

they look at russia — a stagnant backwater — with envy

submitted 40 days ago • 225 comments

Even as a little boy I knew I wanted to expedite the boarding process

submitted 41 days ago • 11 comments

This is the school that awards the Pulitzer prize btw

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submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

it's like watching a baby develop object permanence in real time

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Students should be required to learn exactly four novels and five books of poetry, and subject to examinations that qualify them to serve under the Emperor. And if one of them goes nuts from studying too hard and declares himself Jesus’ brother, well that’s just the cost of the system.

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

Moments like this should be shared as widely as the terrifying shit. Not because they’re proof we have nothing to worry about. Because they indicate that he cannot in fact do whatever he wants, whenever he wants to. Recognize people who are doing their jobs rather than following his whims.

submitted 45 days ago • 15 comments

Unironically, Columbia needs to be abolished. It should not be allowed to exist. One of the most evil institutions on the country atm.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

sick of the nightly dreams summoning me to the ziggurat

submitted 45 days ago • 10 comments

twitter is down be on the lookout for suspects who match the description below

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

twitter is down bc there's a break twitter button in my pussy and i keep pushing ittttt

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Twitter still down omg its ghetto #overthere

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charli the last gagbender

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Others would not have survived this brutal winter.

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The gaga performances were so good, she devoured

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This bug chasing parTy bottom anthem

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

‼️ THE COVID HOMICIDE WAVE HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED (at least in cities) ‼️ The quietly-released Major Cities Chief Assn violent crime data showed homicides fell by ~17%, to levels below those in 2020; higher still than 2019 (w 2 fewer agencies reporting), but lower than 2016 and 2017. This is BIG NEWS!

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments