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post Beyoncé fueled workout in preparation for tomorrow 🤠 (it’s going to be rainy and cold ugh)

oh i guess we’re crashing out today!!!!

just finished my first workout since throwing my back out a month ago and nothing hurts 🥰 feeling so good

one month till i leave for the summer - time to lock the fuck in!!

foggy mirror wednesday (?)

shocked i my thirsty ass didn’t post these from my little trip to fort lauderdale in march?

January Jones February Phones March Moans April Aprones May Mahones June Jones July Jones August Augoans September Saloanes October Owns November Gnomes December Doams

ISO of a new back 🤕

convinced myself last night that i’m going to meet my husband at a city center encores production

always the third, never the bride !

anybody else notice zombie boy playing in the car during the disease music video? or did everybody else know this except for me (i got dragged for not watching music videos last night((deserved))

having the craziest (in a good way) 24 hours oh wow

listening to how bad do you want me at the beach hits so HARD

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again despite the bullshit of the world we live in i feel so lucky to forever be a little gay boy while Lady Gaga is making music

sun is SHINING! blasting silk chiffon in my ears!! working out at home!!!

literally sobbing bc cynthia erivo is so magical and incredible wowwww

THE DIPHTHONG

HOME !!

Jennifer Tilly on White Lotus when??

third subway ride of the day and it’s not even 9am 😅

i can do a lot in 15 minutes, only gonna take 2 to make you finish 😉

new sabrina is everything 💞

it would be so unconscionable financially for me to buy cowboy carter tickets but i really want to 😩

that’s that me depresssssoooooooo

oh no i’m listening to a lot of muna again, that can only mean one thing (im depressed) !!!

when did restaurants stop having mints? could really use one rn 😬

an edible i took at 8pm is just hitting now as im sipping my martini ??

taking myself on a solo date to the movies and then perhaps i’ll mosey to get a martini and fries 🥰

the way alan cumming pronounces dolores 🥰

don’t worry yall, i snapped out of dating - don’t need it, so excited to be single 4ever (or until i desire romantic companionship again)