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For those out there that voted for change, you got dysfunction.

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I get that many voters are politically ignorant. I get that many voters will believe almost anything. I get that many voters get their news from made up news sites. What I don’t get is how anyone could find what is happening right now in Washington is good for anyone.

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Musk fragrance sales down 500%. People say it smells stupid.

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Hegseth cuts Pentagon work on preventing civilian harm. I was just thinking we need more civilian harm. Civilian harm is down, what’s up with that? Darn civilians! Time to start harming more civilians. Must of been a groundswell of support for more harming of civilians.

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Trump pauses some auto tariffs after being informed that many Americans drive cars. Who knew?

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US cuts off intelligence sharing with Ukraine. Trump officials state they are all out of intelligence. If we find any intelligence anywhere around here we will share it with you. Vance asks Ukraine for help finding his car keys.

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Pentagon signs AI deal to help naval commanders plan military maneuvers. AI gives Captains a stern warning to turn right or left.

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Trump thanks Chief Justice for immunity. Says he won’t forget it. Sending Michael Cohen over with a check.

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Pentagon denies reports Hegseth ordered halt in cyber operations against Russia, says instead we are just going to send them all of our passwords.

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I think a reporter should ask Trump to point out Greenland on a map. It could be he actually wants Newfoundland? Or he might think it is actually green? Maybe he wants to make it a big putting surface?

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Musk is looking for Ghost employees in the federal workforce. So far he hasn’t found a single one. He didn’t find any at Twitter either. Maybe he should start looking for Leprechauns, it’s almost St Patrick’s Day.

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Trump wants to charge $5 million for citizenship. He wants to Make America Great Again by bringing in more millionaires. He doesn't know what made America great in the first place. Slaves from Africa made southern landowners rich, Chinese built the railroads, Italians worked the coal mines, etc.

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