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its--richard.bsky.social
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From stomping cities to crunching numbers, this Kaiju’s traded Tokyo Bay for a cubicle! Follow me for data-driven roars and monstrous puns—anger management’s working, but my humor’s still unleashed. #promosky

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The annual reminder that I really should have switched to a Irish passport pre-brexit. Happy St.Patricks day ! 🇮🇪

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Wish it were Sunday 🎶

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Wish this was me

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The only good Teams message to receive "nevermind sorted" ❤️

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Corporate Kaiju Is that your boss behind you? Alt tab ! Alt tab! Quick !

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Friyay

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Monday

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Coworker: 'Ever been to Tokyo?' Me: 'Define “been.”' Awkward pause. Me: 'Let’s circle back on that later.' 🌊 #BannedForLife #tokyo

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Friday

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Not sure what I was selecting when creating my bluesky profile but my algorithm seems to think I'm really into mushrooms as I see these everyday 😄🍄 Guess I'm just one of those funguys now 🦗 #fungi

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Uh oh I think I forgot to turn off my alarm this morning and it vibrates 🫣 #hollowearth #morning

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Twitter ("X") is just a bunch of blue ticks talking amongst themselves and sharing rage bait. Posts of general users don't get seen. Not sure what the value will be when more general users leave and the blue ticks have less and less to advertise to. Cess pit.

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Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”

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Great day at the #bcfc fan park meeting Tom Wagner, Craig Gardner and Jeremy Dale #facup @birminghamcityfc.bsky.social

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Happy FriYay ❤️

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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

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Making a pivot chart is like city planning: you’ve got to know your structure, expect chaos, and hope no one notices the cracks. 🏙️📊 #CorporateKaiju #data #charts

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J dog couldn't hold out for dry Jan #dryjan #dryjanuary

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Ordering a pizza $40 Having it delivered $5 Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home Sliceless

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Dictionary: Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week. "it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you" Men on bluesky: oh okay cool, want to see my ass and balls?

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I call this regular garden visitor "Heart Nose" ❤️ #cats

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Yes, this is why I always wake up outside with my Wallet missing. There is really no reason to worry. Also, anybody need any cauliflower?

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❤️ REPRESENTATION MATTERS ❤️ Even for us big boys! Thanks for giving (former) city stompers like me a moment to shine. #kaijuingaming #fortnite

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Sitting at my desk, trying not to crush it. Small chairs not made for big boys like me. #OfficeLife #KaijuProblems

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Sun is shinin' in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It's stopped rainin', everybody's in the play And don't you know It's a beautiful new day? Hey 👋

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