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I had a dream i was hanging out with my friends and they made a joke that reminded me of disco elysium, so I tried to tell them about it and they all told me to shut up

i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

This vote was to start the process of the cuts. It WILL come back for a final vote. There are some chances to slow or potentially stop it. Need constant pressure on GOP Focus on GOP swing seats & key committees. Energy & Commerce is where the Medicaid fight will go down. Ways&Means for tax fight.

Friendly reminder that "free-market" is a dog whistle for a market unregulated enough to let me do crimes but to arrest you for stealing from me. The only truly "free markets" are illegal

31 years ago today, Baruch Goldstein, a Jewish supremacist settler, stormed into the Ibrahimi Mosque in Hebron during Friday prayers and killed 29 Palestinians, injuring over 150 more.

My new least favorite thing is space marine 2 roleplay discord servers. I can't think of doing something more pathetic tbh

I spend 8 hours every weekday making copies of things and wasting time. Technically I don't even create anything new. Kind of the epitome of working in a shit factory, just waking up to make more waste. Funny how life works out like that.

Me every monday morning

Taking an edible and looking out the window on the train >>>>>

I never knew it was that easy.

SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.

I've now realized I need proof that the Democrats aren't actually just controlled opposition. I'm not convinced a coalition of people could be this dumb. AOC gets a pass because the DOJ are allegedly investigating her for doing her job.

The difference between the current liberal party and the current fascist party, is that you have to spell it out like this to the liberals. The fascists have been doing shit like this for decades at least.

Hi, I'm billionaire Mark Cuban. Stop being poor and use AI. It's easy, I promise. I don't know what they are or how they work, but I asked Chat GPT and it said I should post this to pump up AI stocks.

I'm boycotting President's day. All the Presidents are dumb and stinky and stupid and dumb

I have no patience for "that's what they get" replies. I don't care the fuck anybody voted for or didn't vote for. The people whose lives are being destroyed by Trump are not my enemies. Period. I don't want anyone harmed. I want the harm to stop.

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

I got recommended a YouTube video about how social media killed modern relationships, and its fucking me up this morning because their basis for what a good relationship is are those videos of old married couples who have been together for 80 years telling the story of how they met

Democrats are being weak. Just like they were weak on not passing Build Back Better. Just like they were weak on not codifying Roe when they had the majority. It’s time for new party leadership at the federal level.

Whatever ends up happening now, I feel like we all deserve it. Collectively speaking, we caused this. Some knowingly, some unknowingly. Maybe someday people will look back on it like the collapse of the Soviet Union. A massive nation completely in rubble, but its people still managing to go on.

February is the time of the year I have the disco elysium soundtrack playing in my head 24/7

Read the room, Moon App.

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

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tom brady and snoop dogg starring in a "stand up to hate" commercial while both being supporters and friends of donald trump is kinda the natural conclusion of "just be kind <3" messaging that refuses to engage with politics

Eagles fans… Philadelphians…. You know what you have to do.

Big fan of the Detroiters style tostinos ad lol

If your brand is culture war content, what do you go with on Monday?: • The Chiefs got blown out because of Woke Kelce • Kendrick Lamar having Serena Williams as part of the Super Bowl halftime show is an affront to masculinity. • Or do you just blame the NBA for whatever.

Yeah sorry we accidentally got another touchdown oops #gobirds

Imagine losing a rap battle so bad that the Super Bowl halftime show features a bespoke tribute to how much you suck

BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

"If you're the Chiefs right now, where do you start?" Lmfao #gobirds

Patrick Mahomes is a DEI hire #gobirds

Chiefs are a DEI team run by the radical lunatic woke Kansas City

Oops 😬

Tesla paid $0 in federal taxes last year. If you’re reading this, you paid more taxes than Tesla. It made $2.3 billion last year. Does that seem fair to you?

every time you think about Kanye West he earns $1 please stop doing it