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An average dork who talks about reality tv and skeets mundane thoughts that, I believe, are hot takes and comedy gold.
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Boy do these winter months feel long and hard. 😪

Woke up with a severe migraine but I had to work today because I just had too much to do. I had one cup of coffee in 6 hours, 3 bottles of ice water and threw up 4 times today. 🙃 Now im off to therapy. Send positive vibes bc im a mess today.

So happy to know the boycotts are working!

this photograph convinced me he’s innocent

sounds about right for 2025

YOU are gay

I answered the door to the wine order shirtless and the delivery man blushed and told me this was the last order from that location bc they were about to close. Lol

Progress update. I blooted/butterflied/boofed that I wanted to cut my weight down to 135 in about 6 weeks like two weeks ago and idk if thats possible butt I am seeing more definition.

Danielle’s now dominated the conversation on 2 different shows over 20 years apart. I think she’ll get a lot more appreciation post-season once people cool down a bit & realize she brought a TON of drama & entertainment, even if it was at their favorite players’ expense. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Dreamt about a friend that passed last night and tbh I don’t think my brain will ever recognize that he’s gone. RIP Pito ✨ One day I’ll find the right way to honor your spirit.

Drop a picture of yourself and turn it b&W

due to personal reasons I will be continuing to get more successful, more fit, and more kind. (i am not) sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

HELP I just learned the term tater top and i feel SO ATTACKED 😭

Over the last year I started running long distance and my thighs have gotten bigger and now if I sit with my legs too close together they dramatically smash my balls 😩😩😩 like what

Ima book a massage this weekend bc my back is so sore rn

Them: history books will not look kindly on this second term! Me, cynical, still v exhausted from the past 10 years:

Last night I dreamt that I was flying like an enclosed hang glider with rockets through the sky with a group but for whatever reason when I got higher up, I lost control and started to spin and then got really tired and couldn't stay awake and I lost control and crashed in the ocean. (part 1)

Okay gays, who’s ready for #whitelotus season 3 tonight?

Went to hmd tonight. Thats all.

Can someone explain to me how when I went to bed, I weighed 139 but when I woke up I weighed 135??? Where did the 4 pounds go?

Just waitin around for my laundry to be done… playin with my blit .. .

Was up at 8am to give my final presentation to the client and he was super happy with it

Im feeling a lil feral today. Like i wanna doooo something kinky and new what havent i tried with my husband at this point 😩

I went to bed early thinking id wake up well rested and i still feel like shit

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Not shitting in myself bc im still happy with the way that I look but i do wanna loose 5 pounds within the next 6 weeks so this is me holding myself accountable

I weight 140 😧😪 the twink in me is dying

no one says that

Im at that age where staying in on a Friday night both gives me crippling Fomo and peace at the same time. 🫠

My body and lower back has been killing me. Am i developing more kidney stones 😭🫠

help

Where are the creative people that like to smoke weed and watch tv and create art 😭 where are the dreams and believers✨

Damn she was such good tv 😭 #rpdr

I love julia fox sm

#RHONY Preview: Neither Sai nor Pavit have apologized to each other over the shade they've flung at each other

Algorithm please help me connect with anti MAGA Bravo fans #bravo #rhosl #rhony #rhobh #vpr #rhop #belowdeck

#RHONY Reunion Preview: Jessel tells Brynn to check her f**king facts when speaking about her marriage 😳