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flashback to the time I drew the exact image featured in this article using MS Paint back in 2013

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

society can only be saved by a whole lot of mdma

submitted 5 minutes ago • 0 comments

I want science to do this but make it injectable so we can use those Hollywood trank rifles to dose people who try to run

submitted 7 minutes ago • 0 comments

I want science to come up with a pill people can take to contract empathy

submitted 10 minutes ago • 6 comments

go.bsky.app/HmSpfY9

submitted 19 minutes ago • 2 comments

Helen Hunt Helen Gather Helen Do It All

submitted 37 minutes ago • 4 comments

Me watching the inventor of the laugh track get murdered: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

submitted 52 minutes ago • 3 comments

EVERY Scooby-Doo perp had access to sophisticated mask technology way ahead of its time and you NEVER saw the pattern. Women died because you are shit detectives, you fucks.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

what stage of capitalism is it where I am eating 3 day old spaghetti for breakfast?

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

you know you’ve really made it in life when your pharmacy calls to wish you a happy birthday

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Please, please, please?!?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Cancer: The best revenge is Living Well, the sentient water source that will destroy your enemies.

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Sagittarius: Your smartphone will absorb the ghost of a Victorian orphan. It will work the same as before, except it will weep when you unlock it.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Bring back *everyone* who was sent from the U.S. to CECOT in El Salvador. *No one* should be sent there. ALL their rights were violated. ALL of them should come home.

submitted 5 hours ago • 68 comments

taught my dog sarcasm and now she won't stop snarking at strangers

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

INVENTOR OF PREPARATION H: *pulls Preparation G out of butt and throws it in the trash* okay this time for sure

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

My son has been a gigging guitarist for a while, but since enrolling in the Clive Davis Institute of Recorded Music at NYU, he’s met so many wonderful musicians who want to work with him. Which means on a rainy Friday night in Bushwick I get to experience magic.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

I'll never believe this. No way Bill Maher is a comedian

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

My bold proposal: make this website suck ass

submitted 4 hours ago • 54 comments

i have my first ever radiation treatment tomorrow and I’m bringing a spider with me

submitted 5 hours ago • 32 comments

What if there was an opposition party that just said "If you give us a majority in congress we'll remove these freaks and criminals from power"

submitted 4 hours ago • 115 comments

going to find my forever home (a cemetery)

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

my shadow puppet crucifixion performance has a lot more blood than these sunday schoolers are used to

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

Job Opening: Veterinarian who can SUCCESSFULLY curb their urge to take the koalas home with them.

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

go.bsky.app/N6qgfND

submitted 5 hours ago • 24 comments

I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return

submitted 7 hours ago • 20 comments

lord willing we will one day prosecute miller for crimes against humanity

submitted 1 day ago • 407 comments

I am proud to join my colleagues in filing an amicus brief standing up to Trump’s unconstitutional and un-American attack on birthright citizenship. Let me be clear: If you’re born on U.S. soil, you are a U.S. citizen. That’s not just common sense—it’s the Constitution.

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Imagine having a heart attack while jogging and when your life flashes before your eyes it's just you jogging at different ages.

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

AOC: We must acknowledge the terrifying moment we are in right now. What we are hearing and seeing with our own eyes is, in fact, happening. We are watching our neighbors, students, and friends being fired, targeted, and disappeared. It is real.

submitted 22 hours ago • 227 comments

If you’re trapped in that room with the disappearing door, you don’t have wifi or a phone signal so this post is meaningless for you. We do, however, wish you luck anyway.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Take your money out of the stock market and invest it some place more stable, like the floating craps game that's currently in room 208. (2 short taps on the door followed by a large knock will get you in)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments