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Whoever added the Komodo dragon to the petting zoo, please report to the main office.

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

Now that OSHA is going away, we’re excited to announce our newest attraction, “Chimps in Golf Carts Helping Our Maintenance Crews”

submitted 23 hours ago • 14 comments

submitted 22 minutes ago • 9 comments

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

submitted 13 hours ago • 291 comments

Should I post the photo of me flipping off the official portrait of president 45/47 in the National Portrait Gallery or nah?

submitted 29 minutes ago • 12 comments

This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit

submitted 1 day ago • 118 comments

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

submitted 7 hours ago • 473 comments