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🪬 I do impressions of you when you're not looking. 📍 London
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Free them both 🙏🏻

And that's why we went to Sing Sing.

The core difference between Millennials and Gen Z? Our dominant cultural touchstone was The Simpsons. Theirs is SpongeBob

Everything's still romantic, right? 💔

🍊 Suburban Gothic 🍎 Psychodrama 🍑 Sitcom 🍅 Gangster 🏛️ Legal Thriller/Political Drama 💎 Lifestyle 🦩 Telenovela 🌸 Comedy of Manners 🌟 Horror ❄️ Absurdist Satire

🍊 Suburban Gothic 🍎 Psychodrama 🍑 Sitcom 🍅 Gangster 🏛️ Legal Thriller/Political Drama 💎 Lifestyle 🦩 Telenovela 🌸 Comedy of Manners 🌟 Horror ❄️ Absurdist Satire

Kristen, Ramona and Dorinda

Sister messaged that she dreamed I had fleas

English-speaking Italians love to say "for sure."

Abracadabra, abracadabra Abracadabra, abracadabra Feel the Rush under your feet, The floor's on Fyah! Abracadabra, abracadabra

Life just not hitting

Finally, my astigmatism is chic.

Wait...

Annual tradition of listening to this song and crying alone is now 😌 open.spotify.com/track/5oeyrL...

Are we feeling cunty tonight, divas?

Another day, another new office crush

The world isn't ready for the person I'll become when the new White Lotus theme song hits my eardrums for the first time

Freaking out because former hookup from business trip abroad last year is in town next week and asked to hang out. What can I do to get hot in 3 days?

Cinematic parallels 🦷

Barely any engagement on my clearly hilarious tweets so maybe I need to become a full-time bsky girlie like y'all 🦋

Julia Lemigova

How should I get my hair cut tomorrow?

House of Villains S2 > Traitors S3

Cynthia 😭

Tried to upload a video here four times and it's messed the audio up every single time.

My phone when I get a Gmail alert #SoldOnSLC

Hey divas, are we whooping it up today?

The new season of #TheTraitorsUS has big shoes to fill

Watching Queer Eye and it took Bobby leaving for me to realise how much this show just infantilises gay men

Twitter really not giving, I should spend more time here again

Haven't been posting here but been followed by pornbots

Guess I will be saving my vulnerable side for Bluesky because why did his stankass have to drag me into this mess?

I'm a nasty brat, like everyone else.

My Duolingo Wrapped inspired by Adriana and Dorit 💕

Drag Race UK just made me so mad, we need to END RuPaul 😤

It's all just a never ending cycle of monotony

A kiss from a 6/10 could heal me

I'd like to be here more but the chronological feed is 😖

💎 Gems ✈️ Jets 👤 Silhouettes 🥂 Champagne in the sky!

Unfortunately, I'm still doing my best work on Twitter.