Profile avatar
itsacoup.bsky.social
coups. she/her. stressed, gay, cares about the bees.
81 posts 19 followers 27 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 19 Comments 31

Sneezed and didn't feel like I was about to die so I think it's time to test out my first post-hyst drive for a frosty bc my ice cream machine broke and I NEED soft serve. Really incredible how good I feel and how fast it happened. I'm 5 days post op! Basically normal except slow and no bending!

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Hysterectomy recovery is going... Truly shockingly well. Went under Friday and already down to 1/10 pain and only when moving. Worst post surg part by far was trying to convince the first pee to happen. Can't believe I napped six weeks off work for this, I'm gonna fuck around so much.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Got the most Gen Z of Gen Z checkout girls at trader Joe's and they were immediately like "is that a baggu? It's a sheep! Did they come out with a zodiac collection?" my tiny baby child that bag is basically older than you, you're so cute, zodiac wasn't a Thing then for mainstream products.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hmmm had my first nightmare about my surgery in which there was a random male doc filling in and he was super rude but the bigger problem was that he wanted to intubate me while conscious, including the paralytic, and anyway. That sucked.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in the "explode all of your craft supplies all over the floor" phase of trying to organize my craft supplies and this is why it's always a mess. I'm miserable. I hate this. It's so much thinking and planning and I'm probably STILL gonna get it wrong. Fuck me.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I am an almighty powerhouse of productivity* *I submitted an expense report because Concur kept sending me pissy emails about the airfare from last month that I hadn't expensed yet because holidays and then. Well. Everything. Will I do anything else for work today? Eeeeeeeehhh...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

everything sucks so time to release my first #inotan fic! feat. bowerbird au, tanjiro and nezuko being the bestest of friends, the tale of the bamboo cutter, a pretty rock, and tanjuro being so deeply unprepared to give The Talk. archiveofourown.org/works/627385...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Love to wake up with a portal to the nether regions in my eye* *migraine aura ON THE FLIP SIDE, today was a very important milestone-- the actual sun rising woke me up before my sunrise alarm!!! Hope is here!!!!!!!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Ah the sweet sweet relief of getting to take the last pill of a script that you were rationing bc everybody from insurance to doctor to drug store screwed the pooch and it took too long to fill it but they finally did and I can take the last one today and pick up more tomorrow 😌

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If I have to see one more person who can't tell their flaps from their ailerons opine about the collision I am simply going to scream. I was about 60 feet from ending up in the exact same situation when I was piloting and I just. I can't take it!!!

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Me at a work conference: wow this con sucks. The ribbons are boring and the panels aren't very varied. The salaryman fandom meet up is going to be insane, I don't see anyone cosplaying anything else.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I left knit night early because I simply Cannot with the new jamokes that I kinda hate and after I went down the stairs I heard Nicole loudly announce, "My best friend is gone so now I guess I'll talk to the rest of you" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 STOOOOOP I SHALL SIMPLY CRY!!!!! Nicole is my best friend too!!!!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Startup guy I'm working with: I've never met someone who can storytell like you can, I'm amazed every time you speak Me, internally: thanks it's the fanfic 😌 it's all the smut I've written since I was 14 😌 it's all the things the people from the internet know me for 😌

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I can tell it was colder than all hell here while I was gone because it's approximately 2% humidity in my house from the heat running so much and I keep sneezing so hard it makes my radiators resonate 😐 not even the harp! that's easy! the RADIATORS are ringing!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Finch: name one thing you did well today!!! 😊 Me, in the most depressed eeyore voice ever: tolerated distress over being vulnerable with someone aka sharing something personal 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Alas, it works on me. I did do that thing well!!!!!!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

✅ In Texas ✅ For the national sales meeting ✅ In a male dominated industry And that's why I had steak for dinner two nights in a row. The math absolutely checks out. And ofc I headed back to my hotel long before they closed down the bar so I could write inozentan fic 😂 adulthood is weird sometimes.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Really love it when my hotel room has a thermostat but it literally doesn't matter what temperature I put it at, I get what I get, which is apparently 67.5 degrees. And it just runs constantly!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Big "born to dattebayo, forced to data entry" energy today since I dove back into One Piece last night (live action re-watch/finish first before I brave the anime) and all I want is pirates, not powerpoints

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Not me, driving somewhere I've been dozens of times while so deep in thought about how to achieve peak pining in a smut scene while still being filthy that I take a right where I have never once gone right and end up in a 5 min detour driving in a circle. and I almost took the same damn right again.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments