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Fighting for my life like I’m Sailor Moon

Not Miss Williams crip walkin on Drake’s grave. 🤣 #serenawilliams

Not me mistaking the sprinkler noise from outside my window for someone douching. Lmfao! *Internal dialogue:* Is someone is douching? My husband isn’t in the bathroom. #gayskeet

Why am I having to direct this Uber driver? And in a Tesla no less. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I’m going to do as many of these mini words puzzles as I can in this new year. Jan 1 down. #newyear

Shouldn’t have had that Popeyes last night - my stomach is teaching me a lesson. 😭😭😭😭😢😢😢

Post your top 5 artists on Apple Replay 2024 Seems about right.

Thinking about dinner lol

I’m so spoiled it’s ridiculous

Post a gif of your comfort show

Good morning! I hope people leave you the fuck alone this week!

Another mini crossword down while rewatching The Shield Hero before getting ready for work. #nerdsky #animesky #blerdsky

I’m going to use anger to build my self-worth. I’ll let y’all know how it goes.

Couldn’t do just one. 🤷🏾‍♂️ #blackanimesky #blackgayanimesky #animesky

If you see this, post something green. #addblackgaysky #blackgaysky #blacksky

Laying on the couch with my man (@kaemcuz.bsky.social) and my homie (@damndarnell.bsky.social) watching Beyoncé. Happy Sunday. #blackgaysky #blacksky

Describe your love language with a 90’s R&B Song. I’ll go first… Donnell Jones - U Know What’s Up #blacksky #blackgaysky #addtoblacksky #addtoblackgaysky

Please don’t! I had decided not even to date but have FWBs when I then met my now-husband.

What is the one thing that will get your black card revoked? I’ll go first: Name a black movie from the 80s-90s, and I’ve probably never seen it. 🤷🏾‍♂️ #blacksky #addtoblacksky

How I look? ASK YOUR MAN. How I look? ASK A FAN. How I look? ASK A HATER. How I look? ASK THE GRAM.

@kaemcuz.bsky.social’s Thanksgiving jerk turkey was fire! Y’all gotta get you one of these…. A Jamaican husband who can cook. #blackgaysky #blacksky

But I would never leave him for dead or with pizza and baby water bottles

My husbear join bsky this morning. Show him some love. @kaemcuz.bsky.social 💛 Don’t worry, that’s not his normal face. He was silently but expressively judging someone. Lmao #blacksky #blackgaysky #blackgaylove #gaycouple #gaylove #blackgaycouple

I’m not calling a “post” a skeet. Cause I’m old enough to know what a skeet it 😂 I can’t go anywhere and be like, I was skeeting on BlueSky all weekend and folks not be confused 😂 Fix it #BlackSky Jesus

This week was my first consecutive days off all year. I don’t want to go to work on Monday….. 😩😩

Has anyone ever tried this??? I’m trying to see something. #gaysky #blacksky #blackgaysky

Looking for my mutuals: ✨ Self-proclaimed funny man 🫶🏾 Anime lover ✨ K-Dramas 🫶🏾 Married ✨ L(G)BTQIA 🫶🏾 Singing ✨ Straight people business 🫶🏾 Comedies ✨ Very Aquarian 🫶🏾 R&B/Pop/Dance/House/ALT ✨ Creative 🫶🏾 I find most things interesting ✨ Entrepreneur on the rise 🫶🏾 Healing in delusions #promosky

As we enter 2025 and the new Trump presidency, I am going to get myself a gun. People in FL are starting to get extra weird, and I’m ain’t playing with these people. Be smart out there.

Introduce yourself as a black tv character. #addblackgaysky #addblacksky

Laying on the couch watching “The Saint is Omnipotent,” waiting for my non-bake Oreo pie to finish setting. How’s your Saturday going?

Me and husband at EDC Orlando. Can’t wait to go again. Ain’t we cute?

Doing these mini puzzles make me feel smart. Lol

Sitting in the barbershop hoping I can stay awake waiting for my cut. Am I a grandpa? Lmao

Couldn’t do just one. 🤷🏾‍♂️ #blackanimesky #blackgayanimesky #animesky

what's the last anime you watched (Gifs only)