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Normally I don’t mind my bf’s snoring but tonight it sounds like he’s having a snoring contest with himself. I can’t believe he hasn’t woken himself up yet.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

This is SO REAL.

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I have sucked and fucked the president and am pleased to announce The Onion will now only be half-Chinese.

submitted 38 days ago • 75 comments

We’re living in one big revenge of the nerds plot and this is why we shouldn’t legitimize men with them problems. Every last one of them ugly and losers, even with money. So it’s almost like the nerdiness wasn’t the problem

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.

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This is an insane read. Man said it is not the brown immigrants ruining this country, it’s the white ones 😭😭

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

I rewatched Severance to get ready for season 2 and omg what a show. I can’t believe they left us with that cliffhanger for 2 years!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm... If that was the case, I'd say that this whole thing was Musk's master plan... but we all know that Musk is 100% incapable of fabricating such a plan. He fucked up and paid too much for Twitter. He fucked up Twitter. He scrambled for support and found it in the right wing. Case closed.

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A friend let me know some people in our group are starting The Artists’ Way. I agreed to it without looking it up & quickly realized I’d committed myself to journaling daily for several weeks. I’m unfortunately going to have to back out b/c I’m not doing that. 😅

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I think Meta’s banking on us all migrating to Reels & that’s why they’re making all of these recent changes that no one likes. What they fail to realize is that the content on Reels is pure slop.

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“Im not flirting with you, I’m just an attentive listener who cares about what you have to say and you aren’t used to that”

submitted 52 days ago • 6 comments

I signed up for an AMC+ trial so I could check out Mad Men for the first time. Drama’s not my usual thing but this looks interesting so let’s see how this goes.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

My biggest accomplishment this year was completing my M.A. and presenting a paper I wrote in Australia.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

submitted 78 days ago • 153 comments

If murder is all it takes to get your accounts removed then why the fuck are any presidents on socials

submitted 77 days ago • 9 comments

Only 18 so far but out of the ones I’m missing only 1 is worth actually going to (NYC).

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Your inaugural 2025 Golden State Valkyries draft class 😱 Follow live as The Athletic analyzes their picks. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

submitted 82 days ago • 25 comments

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy theonion.com/fda-recommen...

submitted 82 days ago • 43 comments

“Pick up in 5 mins” Okay then, act like it. Why isn’t this man moving? Is he asleep?

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Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

submitted 84 days ago • 102 comments

The West Coast is UP!

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Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off. Enter the word skeet into the conversation.

submitted 87 days ago • 27 comments

I would never admit this on the app-that-is-not-to-be-named but I love nerds sm. I love being around my people.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

“thanks so much for the feedback”

submitted 88 days ago • 55 comments

It’s been 2 hours and the vacuum in this house has not been quiet for all this time. I’m losing my mind.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

As someone that wasn’t a huge Kendrick fan pre-beef, posts like are why. J Cole’s fans are still worse though.

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“maybe if it was strictly rap” “it was a coin flip” hey remember when jcoles idea to win an internet beef was to say he couldnt read ? he’s not winning shit.

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That arc made me lose interest in the series altogether. Especially since it was built up to be the best. If that’s the best the series has to offer I don’t need to see any more.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

The constant complaining about the term “skeet” when it’s clearly an unofficial term and an in-joke for those who have been on BlueSky for a while is starting to get irritating. We get it, you don’t like the term. Many people don’t. Just don’t use it.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

submitted 93 days ago • 198 comments

love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games

submitted 94 days ago • 303 comments

We definitely owe Meg her flowers for getting the cornball colonizer outta here

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Remember when all of us on the Left created accounts on Truth Social to complain about what an echo chamber it was? Yeah, me either

submitted 95 days ago • 128 comments

Defying gravity? U mean like walking on water? Let me tell u about a man who got called “Wicked” a lot too. He was born in a little town called Bethlehem

submitted 95 days ago • 20 comments

ordered cheese tortellini in beef broth at the Italian deli for lunch, which I believe counts as a soup and as we all know all soups are healthy, follow me for more diet tips

submitted 96 days ago • 113 comments

BREAKING: social media platform that has existed for less than two years has yet to replicate a culture as sprawling as one that has existed for almost two decades

submitted 96 days ago • 139 comments

join us at the sarku japan in the next thirty minutes to have chicken teriyaki and review the day's top banger skeets, just like we did in the olden days

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

Us

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what do you do when you're in a 40 minute uber ride and the driver is playing his own mixtape and looking back to see if you like it

submitted 97 days ago • 56 comments

I enjoy the antics of those magic nuns on Dune, the Betty Gesundheits or what have you. When they do the bullfrog voice and make a guy stab himself? Great stuff! Fun buncha gals. Knock ‘em dead ladies.

submitted 99 days ago • 107 comments

Most catfish live in freshwater which makes this funnier 😂

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