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itsbaegeta.bsky.social
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Normally I don’t mind my bf’s snoring but tonight it sounds like he’s having a snoring contest with himself. I can’t believe he hasn’t woken himself up yet.

This is SO REAL.

I have sucked and fucked the president and am pleased to announce The Onion will now only be half-Chinese.

We’re living in one big revenge of the nerds plot and this is why we shouldn’t legitimize men with them problems. Every last one of them ugly and losers, even with money. So it’s almost like the nerdiness wasn’t the problem

In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.

This is an insane read. Man said it is not the brown immigrants ruining this country, it’s the white ones 😭😭

I rewatched Severance to get ready for season 2 and omg what a show. I can’t believe they left us with that cliffhanger for 2 years!

Hmm... If that was the case, I'd say that this whole thing was Musk's master plan... but we all know that Musk is 100% incapable of fabricating such a plan. He fucked up and paid too much for Twitter. He fucked up Twitter. He scrambled for support and found it in the right wing. Case closed.

A friend let me know some people in our group are starting The Artists’ Way. I agreed to it without looking it up & quickly realized I’d committed myself to journaling daily for several weeks. I’m unfortunately going to have to back out b/c I’m not doing that. 😅

I think Meta’s banking on us all migrating to Reels & that’s why they’re making all of these recent changes that no one likes. What they fail to realize is that the content on Reels is pure slop.

“Im not flirting with you, I’m just an attentive listener who cares about what you have to say and you aren’t used to that”

I signed up for an AMC+ trial so I could check out Mad Men for the first time. Drama’s not my usual thing but this looks interesting so let’s see how this goes.

My biggest accomplishment this year was completing my M.A. and presenting a paper I wrote in Australia.

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

If murder is all it takes to get your accounts removed then why the fuck are any presidents on socials

Only 18 so far but out of the ones I’m missing only 1 is worth actually going to (NYC).

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“Pick up in 5 mins” Okay then, act like it. Why isn’t this man moving? Is he asleep?

Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

The West Coast is UP!

Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off. Enter the word skeet into the conversation.

I would never admit this on the app-that-is-not-to-be-named but I love nerds sm. I love being around my people.

“thanks so much for the feedback”

It’s been 2 hours and the vacuum in this house has not been quiet for all this time. I’m losing my mind.

As someone that wasn’t a huge Kendrick fan pre-beef, posts like are why. J Cole’s fans are still worse though.

“maybe if it was strictly rap” “it was a coin flip” hey remember when jcoles idea to win an internet beef was to say he couldnt read ? he’s not winning shit.

That arc made me lose interest in the series altogether. Especially since it was built up to be the best. If that’s the best the series has to offer I don’t need to see any more.

The constant complaining about the term “skeet” when it’s clearly an unofficial term and an in-joke for those who have been on BlueSky for a while is starting to get irritating. We get it, you don’t like the term. Many people don’t. Just don’t use it.

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games

We definitely owe Meg her flowers for getting the cornball colonizer outta here

Remember when all of us on the Left created accounts on Truth Social to complain about what an echo chamber it was? Yeah, me either

Defying gravity? U mean like walking on water? Let me tell u about a man who got called “Wicked” a lot too. He was born in a little town called Bethlehem

ordered cheese tortellini in beef broth at the Italian deli for lunch, which I believe counts as a soup and as we all know all soups are healthy, follow me for more diet tips

BREAKING: social media platform that has existed for less than two years has yet to replicate a culture as sprawling as one that has existed for almost two decades

join us at the sarku japan in the next thirty minutes to have chicken teriyaki and review the day's top banger skeets, just like we did in the olden days

Us

what do you do when you're in a 40 minute uber ride and the driver is playing his own mixtape and looking back to see if you like it

I enjoy the antics of those magic nuns on Dune, the Betty Gesundheits or what have you. When they do the bullfrog voice and make a guy stab himself? Great stuff! Fun buncha gals. Knock ‘em dead ladies.

Most catfish live in freshwater which makes this funnier 😂