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can we lock him in there with the gold & go on about our lives

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah, sure ill get my work done i just need to watch this woman who just reached her wedding goal weight realize her relationship is completely dissolving on a tv show in front of the world #southernhospitality

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

oh my. no. yes donald. we are familiar with him from twitter where he achieved the rank of #1 dunked on dumbass on the reg

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yall sleep on married to medicine. it is easily the most fun bravo show

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

man. the entirety of the rights justification for the end of democracy hinges on elon being a genius. ouch

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

maybe he wants us to cuddle him? maybe he wants us to sing to him? give him ear skritches… - my sweet boys about my dog who really is just standing in front of them so they’ll get off the couch & leave him tf alone

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

where the fuck is everyone else

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

guys guys guys my dad is not into me, he just picks out cards without reading them. that’s why it’s funny. this is a jokey site right? can someone roll the joke disclaimer

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

tfw your 88yo dad send you a sexy valentines day card

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i have texted both know & their incorrectly in the last 24 hours. if i was a mule you’d have to shoot me

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

by the age of 45 you should have • sensible slippers that can pass for outside shoes • a strong aversion to driving at night • a witches cabinet of supplements, diuretics, cures, creams & curses • disdain for anyone in their 30s with advice • your grocery store map living rent free in your brain

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

as advised by the greatest chiropractors in the land

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

ok, back in the usa, so greediest asshole in the world is now acting like a junkie at the club who just found the key to the cash machine & is robbing it blind while we all watch stuttering lies about how he’s doing us a favor plus he works for the company blah blah as fast & far as junkie spittle?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

northern lights dawg

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

to whoever tweeted ‘it’s going to smell crazy in there’ when musk spent election night w/ trump, i think about it every time they are pictured together

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

last mom gig before my trip. i choo choose you 💕

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

a proper country would drag his ass through the legal system with more enthusiasm than they showed for luigi

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

almost saw someone die today. life is fragile. post your best

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

never expected to have had any personal altercations with members of the coup, but i assure you if this group of spineless car lot blowers is the best they can do they are outmatched

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

in the valet line i called this guy a liar & a coward in front of his date & then flashed the international sign for pussy at them when i drove off as he was out at dinner cheating on my friend they are not sending their best

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i mean im not going to bring mine unless yall bring yours

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

too soon?????????

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

i forgot what it feels like to watch someone get what they deserve

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

yeah. mostly they are a pain in the ass, but sometimes kids come downstairs being dope af

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

me after i drop the kids off at school on time when i woke up 30 minutes late with a hangover

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i’d rather eat bleach - me at the end of a rom com

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

ok so tom sandoval is a terrible person but he makes a helluva tv game show heel. #traitors is hilarious with his eyebrows

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

speaking of actual journalists. what a bad motherfucker. sad we are here again but worse

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submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

@savingcountrymusic.bsky.social this guy is a grifter & a con for reasons in the photos below. most of the artists he writes about block him because he makes shit up about them. pls don’t get sucked in to his country music click bait

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments