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you: living your life unbothered me: high anxiety stress over this espresso martini tower that has nothing to do with me

ive started saying don’t keith sweat it

in all seriousness it’s not a bad idea to glitter bomb the fascists at their upcoming military parades, especially if they wear masks. it’s good to see who these fuckers are irl

happy nail an ice officer with a frozen margarita day for all who celebrate

i wonder if stephen miller would be so cruel if he could see his own reflection

fuck it dude

only 44 more months of our lives to go

this site is my boys chat & id personally drop dead before i ratted any of you out but thats just me #thevalley

so is there a reason why everyone sings so flat in the burger king commercials because i think it’s one soul sucking thing that can be fixed

me checking in on the sleepover kidz

what is a christian? - dumbass matt walsh voice

took apart my entire bed to catch these absolute psychos for their vet appointment

california rn breaking out the fresh duds for sturgill at stagecoach

so the psychic tarot reader I get my news from says noem had a data usb in her bag and it was a drop she fucked up

lighten up people i didn’t buy anything im just wine drunk from lunch…i might have bought some sweatpants

luhlz

shopping at whole foods for clothes kind of woke

my printer works it just prints everything in red because whatever

so if trans kids are ‘christians’ can they get not be discriminated against? can all of us women get together & be ‘christian’ enough to pass the e.r.a

what’s a christian? are nazis christians facing discrimination in their minds? are they going to start verifying christianity as much as they want to verify children’s genitals?

wonder if we are going to get any more neat behind the music stories today

Fyre Fest: 15-minute physicals

i have an awesome cousin post i feel weird sharing now because 4+ billionaires are dead set on ruining everything

he was a nice pope

ah nothing like 26 theme days to finish up the school year in these end times

abrego has a cleaner criminal record than 45

fuck a peep. how can you fuck up a marshmallow

of course there’s always been autism. see leonardo da vinci & 80’s new wave music

this hand tower is giving me help these gays are trying to kill me vibes

still believe hillary clinton would have won in 2016 if she hired marc rebillet to play her convention instead of katy perry

easter is weird af. dead jesus is such a vibe killer to all the cool sexy spring pagan energy. and wtf is this guy saying

bet larry david laughed so hard he pissed his pants

rolling post apocalypse in an organic cotton collar t & some sickass chinos