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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Our Dings" is coming to Paramount+ April 1st!
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There's that old song where they keep saying "keep on rocking me, baby" but honestly it's the baby who should be rocked

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Does the hardcore Star wars fanbase have any strong opinions about the newest trilogy?

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Mr. Magoo's first name is J. Quincy but everyone respects him too much to address him informally

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You find yourself at the library. all humanity has been erased. You finally have all the time in the world to read! You open the first book you find and... It's full of my posts?? They all are???? This isn't fair.. This isn't fair!!!

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I made my first million by asking my dad "can I have a million dollars?" It's that kind of hard work and dedication that got me where I am today (asking my dad for another million dollars)

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Sitting by this guy on the train and he's reading a real book? what the heck? I keep typing "physical media is dead" on my tablet & pointing at it so he'll see, but he's currently ignoring me

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*blowing dust off a floppy disc* this one has the rare unreleased 12th episode of the flash cartoon "weekend pussy hunt" it is bad, just like the first 11 episodes

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Bringing my open sores to the hotel pool

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Rugrats: Still Babies After These Years (2001) Rugrats: Why Aren't We Aging (2022) Rugrats: Our Parents Are Now Dead and We're Still Babies (2031) Rugrats: All Is Left Is Us (2040)

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Keeping (I started typing this but got distracted and when I came back I had no idea what I was going to post)

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COMIC BOOKS.

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One funny thing to try as a pet owner is to fill a little bowl with water and place it on the ground. Without fail they will drink all of the water if given enough time. These Are amazing animals!

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unless you're wanting to solve a mystery, avoid going to the old steel mill. those places are crawling with weirdos in ghost costumes carrying projectors

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The rules of engagement are simple: I make posts and you engage with them

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Frogs are by far the premier animal to hop to and fro on lilly pads

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*adjusting my large black coke bottle lens glasses while staring up at the largest jock of the group* No, to the best of my recollection I have never had a "hurts" donut

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the best year of my life was probably when I was one. l'd get praise and love for sleeping, eating and moving around a little on my own... I do the same things now and no one ever appreciates it

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Neil Young should have to change his name to Neil Old, and eventually, Neil Dead

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It's a movie where Kurt Russell reads all my posts

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Every time I go to the doctor he's always like "mind if I take some blood and urine????" What a creep.. but it's the best my insurance can afford

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It's polite to pretend you don't like to cum

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Throwing my brain away, I guess I don't need it anymore

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Beavis and WHAT head??? Excuse me????

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Five more minutes until dings eats a heart shaped pizza

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Pouring myself an extra milliliter of nutrient rich fluid as a little Valentine's Day treat

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Happy Valentine's Day!

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In the end the American toons failed, despite Popeye bringing plenty of spinichk

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I use Reddit for one thing: gaining knowledge from some of the best brains out there!

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Hannah Barbara

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Twitter (x the everything app) is becoming the premier place to find pirated TV shows and movies

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