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Millennial mom, PhD ->sellout in tech, yadda yadda yadda
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If I were a villain in PJ masks, I would simply do my crimes during the day. Luna Girl makes sense, I guess, but what is Romeo’s deal? Isn’t he supposed to be a genius?

An abortion researchers starter pack! Let me know if you’d like to be added. go.bsky.app/SHS3EQa

Obsessed with Jude Law going on a podcast and saying his favorite tv show is Bluey bc Bandit is the opposite of the dumb dad trope

Me, last week: it is so grim that it’s 80 degrees in Philly. It’s November. We’re all going to die. Me, this morning: fuck it’s cold I can feel my eyebrows fuck this shit

Me: No, you can’t sleep with the giant jelly stickers 3yo: But they are not hard Me: Yes, by— 3yo: And they are not pointy Me: That’s true, but— 3yo: So yes I can sleep with them Husb: Should we just give her a law degree now? 3yo: No I don’t want degeeeze I want my stickies!!!

The thing about 3yo is that they are equally as cute as they are exhausting. What’s that? You’re crying bc I gave you the sandwich you asked me for? Oh wtf now you’re telling me I’m your best friend and I shouldn’t feel bad bc you weren’t going to eat anything anyway? Coolcoolcool

Having a 3yo is awesome when you have a PhD in child development bc my husband can ask me when she’ll stop being insane and I can just calmly say things like “18-24 months” while he nods somberly and girds his loins