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itsfineimoverit.bsky.social
31, gay, he/him, partnered but still a hoe, dog dad of 2, cook, Atlantic Canada, wielder of the forces of darkness. 18+, minors DNI
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I’m sitting on the couch and both of my dogs are snuggled up to me and could cry

Believe me When I tell you it’s getting harder and harder to stop myself from quitting my job early. This shit is so toxic

I smoked a joint and my dog is loopy on painkillers. Like father like son.

NOT MICHELLE VISAGE BRINGING OUT THE FUCKING TABLET

Show me your pet and what/who they are named after:

It’s my birthday today, anyone is welcome to wish me happy birthday in any way they see fit 😉😉😉

Turns out I was WAY too high for that song

Getting back into Tarot reading again. Today’s card told me to be patient and endure so should I be worried?

High-posting from the tub

Not really masc, not really fem, but a secret third thing (annoyed)

post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

Imagine, if you will, being a minimum wage fast food worker, and your boss decides that in order to keep your job you need to pass a quarterly exam about everything in your job. You would tell your boss to get fucked, wouldn’t you? This is what the management team I am currently part of is doing

They cancelled and now it’s a game of “should we invite someone else or should we just have sex now”

We’re both horny but also might be having a threesome later so like, god give us patience. Truly your toughest battles.

Send toilet paper.

The shower in my mom’s house most definitely has a vendetta against me. It revels into defeat.

if you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a pic from whatever device you’re using without explanation

Fefe Dobson is killing it though!

Not the opening band at the Avril Lavigne concert telling us their biggest claim to fame is a cover

I have now been called FOUR times. Four.

Yall wanna know how I know i don’t get paid enough? I’m on vacation and I’ve gotten three different calls from work today because somehow I’m the only person who is capable of doing my job.

I literally forgot about the main feed. I’ve been living in the mutuals feed for like 6 months

I feel like lately i don’t jack off because I’m horny, but because I’m stressed. That’s annoying.

People who regularly complain is restaurants, I gotta ask… Why?

Ya boi finally got his learner’s permit. Is ya boi also nearly 31? Yes but listen we can’t all follow the normal schedule of life.

I’m so tired. My rage cannot sustain me any more. (This is about work, I am not offing myself)

get in, loser! we’re posting lockscreens!

The fact that I’ve been at work since 2 am? Insane. The fact that I will be working nonstop until 4 pm? Outrageous. The fact that I’m doing all this on 2.5 hours sleep after a ten hour shift yesterday? There are no words in any language to describe my suffering.

Fellow Canadians, who is hosting the orgy in celebration of lil pp losing both the election and his seat

I will not be made to feel shame in the fact that I want Sam Reich to rail me senseless

Rest in Peace, Jiggly. 😢

Listen yall I’m fully aware of how this sounds but I’m high as balls so please bear with me Does one use beard oil on their moustache?

Lmao removed from another group for calling out ai. Only ugly people with no personality use ai.

Kinda wanna tell the person who will inevitably get my job after me that I’m leaving but also don’t want my boss to find out until much closer to the event

Ya boi has finally decided to stop contributing to the stereotype of gays that can’t drive and has booked an appointment to write his beginners test. After 13 years of “I’m not doing that again” it’s time to become a proper adult.

if I see any of you post about that terf bitch new tv series remake in a positive light, we're not on speaking terms.

HP mentions get an instant block idc idc