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I would rather shit so hard that it breaks my back than give up spicy food.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’m starting to think Google is never going to delete my workspace account and will just keep kicking the can down the road so they can continue to email me about it like an obsessive ex.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It really bums me out that’s so many of the assholes I know decided to become Christians and forgive themselves instead of trying to be better.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I think the most cringe thing about people posting “daddy’s home!” when Trump got elected is that I imagine that’s what my dogs think when I get back from the grocery store.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Answers.Microsoft.com should have the same tagline as who’s line is it anyway because it’s all made up and the verification doesn’t matter.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Dried mangos taste better when you're butt ass naked

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It’s midnight, I’m still in my work clothes, and my air conditioner is covered in snow. This is a fucking nightmare.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 34 days ago • 75 comments

I hope the inventor of the Allen wrench died by shitting so hard his asshole split and the force cracked him straight down the middle of his body like a fucking coconut.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

My job has, honestly, been great ever since I started. So naturally I’m becoming more and more anxious. Just fire me, don’t make me fall in love with you first. That’s some bullshit😠

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I’d hate to see the stats on how much more time I spend prepping food for my dogs than myself.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I just realized that I get to watch our kids experience the MCU just like our parents got to watch us experience Star Wars and I finally get what they were so hype about.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so hype for when my niece and nephew get old enough to start making things. I won’t even have to fake liking their drawings or whatever. Freal, I’ll be proud when they stop shitting their pants… but when they start bringing me drawings of donkeys and stuff?! I can’t even do that. Fucking legend🤯

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I hope martians get to study this stage of humanity cause it’s honestly gonna hit so hard as dark humor.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments