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The guy with the one letter name. #uglydogs
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"It wasn't an easy decision, but once Brad talked to the architect, it just made sense to go with five stories, nine bedrooms, eleven bathrooms, and a six-car garage with a glass door that reflects the setting sun like the Eye of Sauron."

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@lasrina.bsky.social Today’s Daily Dog! 🥰🤣

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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff “Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.”

Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods "When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary."

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo “I'm not a natural killer! See this? See what it says? I'm supposed to keep the peace, I am! If I kill people to do it, I'm reading the wrong manual!”

For decades conservatives have said government needs to get out of the way because government never does anything right. So where are all those conservatives NOW?

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Feel like they could have saved the roads (and honestly a lot more money) by just painting some unsold cyber trucks green and telling him they were tanks

think one of my favorite signs today was a younger looking teenager obviously with her parents whose sign said I AM NOT ALLOWED TO CURSE BUT I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

If the ‘radical’ or ‘woke’ left were the problem, then people would be pelted with quinoa and canvas NPR totes, not bullets.

these are the BEST pictures they could find

move to replace “you could’ve heard a pin drop” with “you could’ve heard a tank squeak” all in favor

No Kings clearly does not include Aragorn, son of Arathorn, bearer of Andúril (forged from the remains of Narsil), as he is the direct lineal heir of Isildur and thus the rightful ruler of Gondor and Arnor, and called King Elessar, which means “Elf-Stone” in Quenya, the tongue of the Elves.

"Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits Album: "Dire Straits" Time: 10:05 pm

Did Marvel lend them the tanks from "Captain America: The First Avenger" and no one told me?

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

This time-lapse video of protesters marching down Broadway in Oakland for No Kings Day gives an idea of how many people turned out today @sfchronicle.com

OK. This is incredible content.

This is America! 😭😭🇺🇸 The Beautiful. ♥️ #NoKings #NoMonarchs

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

Like, I almost feel bad for the Army (and that takes a lot)

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@muppybean.bsky.social I’m so embarrassed that I didn’t get the purple category sooner Connections Puzzle #734 🟨🟪🟩🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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I would say he follows her around like a puppy dog but so far he has survived.

#uglydogs They were definitely communicating.

I’m specially dedicating this poem to our President on his birthday. 🚽

Been a while coming but finally updated my website with some new art! ---> voneill.art

My favorite anecdote from the new Simpsons book is this actual, unironic quote