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i sometimes think rating people on a scale from 1 to 10 is based on corporate/hollywood beauty standards that we have been indoctrinated into accepting as law, and therefore we shouldn't adhere to them... ...but then i think that's exactly what a 3 would say.

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okay guys show idea: what if its superheroes right, but like theyre cynical and snarky and they're actually bad people and they cuss and its like very violent and shiznit its like dark and like effing messed up

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

people who wont play guitar in a drop tuning like to eat sandwiches with the crust cut off 😏

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

if you refer to people as "illegal" or as "illegals", you can fuck off. get off my page and find god.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

these boomers that don't get pronouns are the same people that will practically have a meltdown if you dont say please or thank you

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

yknow what im gonna say it the mike myers cat in the hat movie is hilarious and entertaining THERE I SAID IT

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

whyd you put the keys upon the table? #chopsuey #ukulele #systemofadown #ukulelecover #metal

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

i sometimes wonder if more money has been made from my little pony porn, than the my little pony show itself

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

why are there like three pudgy white guys with face tattoos in pop music right now

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

this is a scammer. paid for a commission back in july of 2023, havent gotten a thing. promised a refund but didnt do that either. i do have receipts. be careful who you commission.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

golly i hate elon musk and conservatives *proceeds to use twitter

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

nobody here

submitted 88 days ago • 7 comments

Finished up a commission for a client on discord!

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

whats great about gen z is that none of them have seen 2 girls 1 cup we get to relive the joy of making people react to that all over again

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

youtube is still showing me christian content i think its trying to tell me i need jesus

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

someone why does my youtube algorithm think im christian it wont stop showing me christian content ALRIGHT ALREADY

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

fire

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

Now that we've got video... Wolf Sticker Dance!! 🐺💃 #animation

submitted 210 days ago • 18 comments

dawg i understand that life is hard but does everything i see on the internet need to be so depressing? like god damn.

submitted 226 days ago • 1 comment

word to outlaw when i become dictator of the planet: tush my ass IS NOT A TUSH 😡🤬😡🤬😡

submitted 238 days ago • 1 comment

folks, never give someone like this your money. it reeks of scam, and often is.

submitted 245 days ago • 0 comments

i genuinely cant believe anybody really cares that people enjoy kinks like scat or feet or whatever in my mind it's like who cares, but people legitimately think its bad, and im like why

submitted 255 days ago • 1 comment

The three genders.

submitted 258 days ago • 8 comments

"you guys make being gay your whole identity" meanwhile "GEN X RISE UP WE ARE THE TOUGHEST GENERATION GEN Z IS TRYING TO CANCEL EMINEM"

submitted 258 days ago • 0 comments

i feel like we dont take enough time to appreciate that NFTs are practically dead. i haven't seen one of those stupid bored ape icons in a long time, and i feel great about that

submitted 272 days ago • 0 comments

this is what happens when we dont have kink at pride

submitted 306 days ago • 55 comments

idk whats happening but my posts are being bombed with likes and its not organic, i cant even see whos doing it

submitted 295 days ago • 1 comment

"the left are inventing pronouns and genders" dawg what is a klu klux? yall have a hate organization that sounds like a dr seuss character shut up

submitted 295 days ago • 0 comments

i feel like getting cancelled is the conservative boogeyman. like is there really anybody who gets cancelled for anything other than like sex crimes or overt racism? even then most of them have decent careers afterwards.

submitted 296 days ago • 0 comments

there are days when im in a good mood then i am reminded of lars ulrich and just like that im in a bad mood

submitted 299 days ago • 1 comment

theyre doing a fathers day lunch at work and i almost was like "thats discrimination because im gay i cant have kids" then i was like wait gay people can have kids im actually wrong. i am too woke to finesse free food from my job.

submitted 301 days ago • 0 comments

#mayllennial day 12: burning cds

submitted 333 days ago • 29 comments

i wonder if the guy who invented ai art feels like oppenheimer

submitted 310 days ago • 0 comments

white furries ❌ animal crackers ✅✅✅

submitted 315 days ago • 3 comments

if life begins at conception, so does gender, because all fetuses are female at first. the ballsack is literally your labia closed up around your former ovaries. this would mean the only truly cisgender people are afab women, as amab men used to be female. happy #pridemonth

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