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Oh hey look, scientists have found potential evidence of life elsewhere in the universe www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/s...

Jed’s league baby

I assure you, when Bezos, et al. went up, we all called it a ride too

Yeah, I’ve been high too

Hell yeah

That Pete Crow-Armstrong guy is good

Max Muncy is batting

The nation’s dads watching the Masters today

Let’s check in with the Cubs: They’re 9-6, just won 2 of 3 against the Padres and Rangers, both good teams. Are the Cubs good? The needle begins the 2025 season at “maybe?”

Somehow worse for baseball than Rob Manfred

Neko Case would never

No! No!!

Panican! At the Stock Market

Every statement from Trump officials right now is just “Evacuate now? In our moment of triumph?”

The 8 year old called the 5 year old “Farty McFly”, and I gotta admit, it’s a good burn

How is this somehow dumber

Maybe keeping the washed 40 year old who can’t field in the tie game was a bad move for the Cubs

We truly live in a golden age of plunging lines

Tom Ricketts is going to have that goose killed for cutting into his ticket revenue

This is probably my biggest boomer sports belief: all reviews should be eliminated

Nationalize all golf courses and turn them into public parks

I think we as a society just need to play Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 until 2 AM with a group of friends

Yeah, it’s a real mystery