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formerly @achis at the bad place, trying to make the world better with snark
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I've been so happy with my parking and exit strategy for the Moody Center and now they're tearing down the MLK bridge and aaarrrrggghhhhhhh

Pfizer wins the super bowl. That was awesome

The commercial with the woman saying "we'll be ok" about computers airing while Trump is in the building and Elon dismantles the government is a pretty funny touch

I hope they make Lee Greenwood come out and sing that song twice a day for the rest of his life

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

So how does this work, does Hegseth have a breathalyzer attached to his desk or is there one connected to the badge reader at the door or what?

With vouchers coming and more money in the budget for private schools in Texas, how long will it be before the top 10% rule and top 5% or whatever it is at UT are canceled?

Wondering what all of the federal funding shenanigans mean for financial aid this fall

At the height of Twin Peaks-mania, they made a visual album for the soundtrack and released it on laser disk (at least in Japan.) Now you can watch the whole thing: youtu.be/eG3zHpK_bYc?...

damnit

So we've had winter weather and today is trash day so we've been total pigs and left some brush by the driveway and a couple of dog waste bags near the curb waiting to be put in the trash. I know. But shout out to the window salesman yesterday who said "I can see you take pride in your home" lol

Weird thing I didn't expect: Fatigue. After conference championships and 3 rounds of CFP, my team was out and I was just tired so I didn't watch

Refs gonna review this Texans catch and rule they roughed Mahomes again

This is the most exhausting house I've ever seen

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more perfect reading of Biden’s statement where he waited until the last day of his presidency to tell everyone that they live in an oligarchy

Great job, cops - the situation was cleared up quickly thanks to the kid. The 11 year old was the grownup in the room

Yes, please

People that can't manage dropping their kid off at school efficiently drive me fucking nuts. You've been at this for over 10 years, why are you sitting and having a convo with your kid while cars drive *around you* at the curb?

Dude looked so uncomfortable just getting his helmet on, I can't believe he made that kick

Exclusive streaming has made me, a GenX white guy, say "eh, I don't really need to watch this NFL game" for the first time in my whole damn life. I'm not even complaining, it's just fine

If I had one wish for Bluesky it would be that everyone stop bringing over screenshots of the shit that upsets you on twitter. If I wanted to see Ted Cruz being a jackass I'd be on twitter. Well, not really because he's muted and blocked all to hell over there

I forgot Lou's grandson played for Mack. Mark May was right, Mack was washed. Came back to UNC for more checks but he was done. And this was a horrible thing to watch the night before the Cotton Bowl

Sean McDonough just declared that the first two rounds of the CFP aren't big games?

Wow

If I hit a huge lottery the only debate will be *where* in LA I'd choose to live. This is horrible

They're taking feedback on next year's school calendar but there's no option in the survey for my youngest kid is graduating and my wife is retiring from teaching so I don't give a shit

Kudos to the Ohio State University band for taking that 110 degree turn in the Rose Parade at full speed while playing. Well done

The Chris Gaines era

For those of you searching for a last-minute Christmas gift for your pet, why not take inspiration from Elton John, who last Christmas bought his pet rabbit a state-of-the-art treadmill? It's a little fit bunny

Am just now watching the Notre Dame game. Indiana just intercepted a pass and the IU fans in the stands look so happy. That happiness has about 5 minutes to live

Quinn Ewers to OU would be something

Democrats still insisting on shooting themselves in the foot

Watergate. I'm older than all y'all

HEB will do the right thing here if the right thing is selling day-old tortillas in the fresh tortilla stand

I grew up in the south, in the 1970s, thinking gays and trans people were...well let's just go with "weirdos." I was wrong--quite wrong--and if I can survive being so wrong and then admitting it and be all the better off for it, so can you.

I got Whammed watching the new Jason Bateman movie