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itsmebrendan.bsky.social
Not missing the other place, Memes, smart-assert, will not obey in advance, a dog pic now and then.
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I will take “Things that didn’t happen” for $800

Brutal

6 full size Christmas trees…..I may need an intervention……or maybe just more ribbon

anyone else have conversations with Alexa? I say something like “Alexa, tell me an interesting fact”; she pops off with “Did you know that turtles can breathe out their butts?” And I am like “No way!”she explains turtle anatomy and I’m like “thank you, that’s fascinating!” WTF is wrong with me????

The X exodus should herein be referred to as X-it.

We are enough

MSNBC The Reidout is talking about Bluesky and how the other place is falling apart! Whooohoooo

Ok, @support.bsky.team we need a few other options than “LIKE”. I suggest a “WTF”, an “AYFKM” (are you F kidding me), a “WJW” (wow….just wow), and maybe a “BYH” (bless your heart). I am also thinking one for “STUNNED SILENCE”. Any help with that?

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Biden has immunity;he could release all the rape reports, add more judges to the Supreme Court, cancel all Musk’s government contracts and throw every politician that disobeyed a subpoena in jail - for starters! It won’t stop any of Trump’s BS, but it would make me feel a lot better! Just sayin’

Hi folks! Please do me a huge favor: The account in this screengrab, brooklyndad.bsky dot social, is a FAKE, a doppelganger. Please repost this and REPORT the phony account. Please and thank you! 🙏💪

This bothers me the most.

Movie has PETA on speed dial because her pillow wasn’t exactly right: the horror!

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