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The other Morgan™ | 28 | The slightly less eepy wife | Long Bacon Enthusiast | I teach band sometimes
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Wearing a thin summer dress when it's windy feels illegal, I have to keep looking down to confirm I'm actually wearing clothes still

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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

submitted 1 day ago • 107 comments

who's ready for gay bitch gapril

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My haters hate to see me getting my daily fiber intake

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

sorry to interrupt ur jackoff session but i just heard about some major savings we can get on car insurance

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Rep Stone refuses to yield to questions on his anti-DEI bill so that he can fiddle around on his phone.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Years ago I posted somewhere that I was tired of seeing workshops on dealing with bullying aimed at queer kids because if you're getting beat up at school it's better to teach them how to throw a punch. I would like to triple down on this now.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Ran into my first job application that ever asked for proof of my degree so now I have to reach out to my university and tell them I'm a tranny to avoid giving a potential employer my deadname (the school was super chill and updated it as soon as I sent over documents)

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

show me your balls, Steve Holt

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

being the token lesbian couple at the bridal shop was actually pretty lit lol

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

the same cardigan on day 1, month 10, and month 27 HRT rules

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

FUCK I accidentally dressed like a COD zombies character

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

irl told me she forgot I had a 🍆 it's giving ovaries

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

oh you meal prep? i'm more of a meal goth

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

white new york t girl (50k+ followers): waittt why was homer simpson kind of a slayyyy gay guy in her replies about to prove the Infinite Monkey Theorem while keysmashing: LMFAOOOOOAAASKGSGFTHETAMINGOFTHESHREWSCENE1ENTERBEGGARCHRISTOPHERSLYANDHOSTESSSLYILLFEEZEYOUINFAITHHOSTESSAPAIROFSTOCKSYOUROGUE

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

every time I open lex I'm reminded why I don't open lex anymore

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

stroking it with the knowledge of all who came before me

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 28 days ago • 53 comments

While Rep Wichtendahl, Iowa's first trans elected official, spoke against the removal of trans people from civil rights code, Judd Lawler had more pressing matters to attend to. He ignored public comment, huge protests, and even his own colleague to vote yes. What a fucking joke of a representative.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Always remember they're going after trans people not because trans people became too public, not because trans people asked for too much, not because trans people had too many genders, not because trans people were annoying online. They're going after trans people because they lost to gay people.

submitted 28 days ago • 40 comments

FUN FACT: heckling transphobic state representatives makes your boobs bigger

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

boss said I could ping out about the civil rights removal bill today and every team member but one reacted with support for me except for the closet trumper

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

They taught AI how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the AI was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

lezzing out on planes of existence incomprehensible to your puny mind

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

my reaction when I watch a musical with two witches that have sexual tension

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

haha what if I got bangs wouldn't that be crazy

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

prioritizing sleep was a mistake, going to the saddle with the dolls is too fun and I will continue, bedtime be damned

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

need me a girl with a pair of real Harvey Milkers

submitted 37 days ago • 33 comments