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itsmrrobotto.bsky.social
Teller of bad jokes. Mostly here for friends to find me.
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Literally just figured out that they're called ballerinas cuz they are bailar-inas. They're literally just dancers.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

One of my most consistent minor cleaning ritual is that if I have to use air freshener on a room, either at work or at home, I always exorcise it by spraying a ✝️. Sometimes it really do take an old priest and a young priest to get that stank out.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe I won my first #Balatro run by being straight. Runner, Shortcut, Supernova, with Baseball Card and a rotating extra Uncommon. Also many, many Saturns. I got 75k on one straight hand on the final boss.

submitted 166 days ago • 1 comment

Didn't mean for my @gamersupps.bsky.social to be an Xmas present to myself (especially since I should've done it earlier given how much I spend on coffee and monster) but day four and I can say it's good. Got through the free samples, and tomorrow I crack into the #Sploosh. Use code genderfluid!

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

#Balatro Operation Big Pants got me all the way to boss of ante 8 for the first time but I fell just 5k short😭

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

#Balatro update: friendship ended with Ceremonial Knife, Spare Trousers is my new best friend

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

I have had #Balatro for five hours and already I have given up combos and succumbed to sacrificing Jokers. Ceremonial Knife is the only way.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

need #minecraft advice: not sure how I want to make pathways for my villagers, since lanterns and other high light sources would need to be every three to five blocks to keep snow melted, but pathways stick out. I'll go with pathways for now since they're best for villagers and don't get snow.

submitted 171 days ago • 1 comment

A twofold picture: a design for a snowbound farm, complete with pale wood snow scarecrow and a faux icemelt irrigation waterfall... and the complaint that my farmer keeps using the waterfall to jump down from the higher ledge.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Entirely unrelated to anything, and just a layman's understanding, but time doesn't make sense as a "fourth dimension" in the traditional sense unless you can measure it in distance. Less negative: every new datum can be its own dimension. I like the color dimension, personally.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Two shots of my friends' wine barrels and the vineyard! The mountain used to be a lot bigger but we terraformed it into a terraced shape to fit all of the grapevines : )) [ #minecraftbuilds #minecraftart #minecraft ]

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Making a mountain village in #minecraft and found the entire mountain has an elaborate cave system. Wanted to name the village after Hackdirt in #tesoblivion but with a stony twist. Hack-dirt. Crackrock. I unironically almost called it Crackrock until I figured out the problem.

submitted 172 days ago • 2 comments

What do you call a street party that ends on Mardi Gras and consists only of animals that exclusively eat meat? An obligate carnival!

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Why be a tour de force when you can be a tor tel lini

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

In Vampire: the Masquerade, why call it the Camarilla when you can say society is controlled by Big Suck?

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment