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I spend my days crunching numbers and my nights torturing a wife and cats with the sound of keystrokes. Opinions are my own. #MicrosoftEmployee Co-organizer: Saint Louis Microsoft Fabric / Power BI @ https://aka.ms/fabricstl Data | Guitar | Pro-Wrestling
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Last event on the books for a minute. @melissapowers.bsky.social and SISSER tearing it up as always. Also, it’s hot.

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TFS ripped. And we were at home on the couch by 10:30 PM. I’m living the life of a twenty year old pulling these double headers. Expect me to crawl into my shell for the entire month of July now.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve had one of the best weeks after being on the road for nearly 5 weeks. I’ve gone to.. - Two Cubs games - MLS games - About to head to a concert tonight to watch Tropical Fuck Storm - And on Saturday the wife’s band rock and rolls. Overload on the things that bring joy.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Made it back. 4 rows behind our dugout. Go Cubbies!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

@melissapowers.bsky.social talks non-stop about pools and now I’m getting shown content by /r/Pools and it’s an emotional roller coaster. www.reddit.com/r/pools/s/mw...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Heard Etsy is being overrun by fake imagery too. Anything that incentivizes clicks and views is being overwhelmed at the moment. I actually think authentic creators are going to be the winners in the end as people decide between utility and noise.

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If it’s not a “hell yes!” it’s a “hell no!”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ignore the fact that we’re getting smoked 3 - Nil in the opening minutes. We have Orlando right where we want them. Go @stlcitysc.com !!!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

As an update it’s so hot out that it just started down pouring. The rain is also hot. Let’s check back later to see if this does anything to decrease the temperature.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My hubris got the best of me. The #STL weather said 77F when I crawled out of bed and I was like that’s perfect for an outside walk! I did not account for the massive fiery ball that’s been on fire all week called the sun saying “LOL- nah brah”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

$40 to sweat out your sins watching your Cubbies take on the Cardinals here in the Lou.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you've ever made a social media post in ALL CAPS that should bar you from running for public office

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Important meeting time?…

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Should #PowerBI and #MicrosoftFabric tenant settings be off by default? (jump in the thread) www.reddit.com/r/MicrosoftF...

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Was not expecting to be drenched in sweat from pushing the mower, but here we are. #StLouis you hot. Here’s to blow up pools in tiny backyards.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Creativity was unmatched back in the day.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The times they are a changin’

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Add see Architects live at some point on my list of things to do. youtu.be/RvWbcK3YQ_o?...

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We're hiring for a senior engineer on the Power BI Core Visuals team! Please apply if you're interested, or let me know if you have any clarifying questions :) jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/jo...

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Shows one way you can operationalize Fabric workspaces with Azure DevOps using Fabric CLI and fabric-cicd. By showing how to create a new workspace and then populate it. #AzureDevOps #MicrosoftFabric #FabricCLI #fabriccicd www.kevinrchant.com/2025/06/18/o...

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Sitting at the coffee shop at the end of our street and three business women are talking about using #Microsoft #Copilot Earth is a strange ball that goes around the sun.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Quit scrolling and jump in! We're talking about #MicrosoftFabric updates over the last month!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Horizontal tabs?! Good reminder to join in the subs fun. www.reddit.com/r/MicrosoftF... #MicrosoftFabric

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