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itspamela.bsky.social
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Love how we elect representatives to keep the balance of power in check and instead of doing that they just post to social media all day commentating on the coup instead of stopping it like they’re fucking influencers and not LITERALLY IN POWER.

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submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone else’s parents let them know they’re traveling by sending detailed instructions just in case they’re both tragically killed or just mine?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

prediction: the nazi salute thing is gonna be like israel bombing hospitals: it's really, really obvious that it happened, and at first they're gonna be like "no way! that didn't happen!" and then they'll keep doing it and stop pretending like they don't do it on purpose.

submitted 44 days ago • 17 comments

Mood

submitted 44 days ago • 20 comments

💔

submitted 48 days ago • 52 comments

Diane, I am very sad.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The Biden administration has carved out a loophole for itself so the TikTok ban won't apply to certain government staff, according to a document signed by Secretary of State Blinken and leaked to me:

submitted 50 days ago • 81 comments

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Before they strip all the copper wire out of the government they should bring back Quaaludes

submitted 57 days ago • 94 comments

How do I give these invite codes to my friends without the inevitable questions that lead to me realizing, once again, that I am online too fucking much?

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submitted 536 days ago • 42 comments

Sorry but sloth and gluttony are mortal sins and Jimmy Buffett is in hell I’m afraid.

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“Oh no you can’t laugh at Mitch McConnell having cognitive decline have some decency he’s another human being!” meanwhile here’s him for the past fifty years thinking of a single mother losing her health insurance

submitted 552 days ago • 24 comments