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"I invented a new dish, it's like a stew with meat and beans and peppers, I call it chili!" "Wow! That sounds really filling and a lot of stuff on its own!" "Alright let's top it off with some cheese" "Alright!" "And sour cream" "Cool." "And hot sauce" "Oh..okay"

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I need a visa to get into either Canada or the UK but I need to be "work sponsored", where's the option of "just being a lil guy" and "winging it"? Hell I'll even go with "being a rapscallion"

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Saw this on Mastodon, sharing it here. There's a proposal to make a LEGO set of the Stonewall National Monument. Only needs a few hundred more votes to be seriously considered by LEGO. I would totally get this set! #lego #stonewall #lgbtq ideas.lego.com/s/p:ade8101b...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

New boycott has dropped!

submitted 21 hours ago • 52 comments

Sneaky little creature #art

submitted 135 days ago • 2 comments

Me when someone asks if I wanna watch a 90 min movie vs a 127 min Cathode Ray Dude video about a commercial TV camera that has a telephone jack

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A new opponent steps up to challenge Rhea Ripley 👀

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

There’s a place where you can rate the page as “helpful” or “unhelpful” and if you select “unhelpful,” it will ask you for comment. You know what to do, folks.

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

Who the fuck is Allen and why did everyone start using his stupid wrenches?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED! 🧪🧵⬇️

submitted 22 days ago • 203 comments

*taking a congressperson on a date* Me: I had a great time! Them: Hello! I understand that you had a great time on this date. As you know, a date is an opportunity for people to gauge their romantic compatibility with one another. I'll keep your thoughts in mind, and always appreciate hearing fee

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The Chiefs seeing the Eagles pour Gatorade on their coach when they still have 3 minutes left

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I like how these AI commercials fail to see alternative non-tech solutions to these weird problems they create, like asking your waiter if you can move to a table inside, or referring to a map of the airport prior to arriving for your flight

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah of course I bought some squares for today's game

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

And now, the NFL Halftime Report! And here's six guys in suits at a decorated desk in a Walmart parking lot just outside the stadium, here to tell you what's happening in the game you're watching

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

*frantically picks up the phone, calling the first number I can think of* I need Ontario electricity right fucking now!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

superbowl commercials used to try to be memorial by being funny, but now they're just celebrity-packed slop and over-profound American circle jerk nonsense

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Superbowl commercials come in a variety of flavors such as "scan this QR code, who are we? I guess you'll have to find out 😏", "we're so divided as a nation, let's get together over a bag of lay's", and "all your favorite celebrities are here to tell you to drink budweiser!"

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

LOOKING FOR A UK HOME I’m fostering Rholo! A 5 month old kelpie mix - he’s very high energy but he’s a very good boy who’s eager to please and very trainable! We’re looking for someone with love and patience to take the time to leash train Rholo, as he’s not used to the lead and scared of cars.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue. TWENTY. As in, they call that getting slammed. So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind. TWENTY is a lot.

submitted 28 days ago • 175 comments

Call your senators and your representative and tell them to stop this: 5calls.org/issue/elon-m...

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM. We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building. Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

submitted 31 days ago • 1175 comments