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You’re in her DMs. I’m somehow in Pete Hegseth’s war crimes group chat. We are not the same.

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🌐 Warriors record with Jimmy Butler: How Golden State has thrived since trade alongside Stephen Curry #Jimmy Butler #Record #Stephen Curry www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/golde... Warriors record with Jimmy Butler: How Golden State has thrived since trade alongside Stephen Curry

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🌐 Ballon d'Or rankings 2025: Potential winners, top candidates for soccer⚽ award with Salah, Mbappe among favourites #Award #Football #Soccer www.sportingnews.com/us/soccer/ne... Ballon d'Or rankings 2025: Potential winners, top candidates for soccer⚽ award with Salah, Mbappe among favourites

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🌐 Warriors record with Jimmy Butler: How Golden State has thrived since trade alongside Stephen Curry #Jimmy Butler #Record #Stephen Curry www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/golde... Warriors record with Jimmy Butler: How Golden State has thrived since trade alongside Stephen Curry

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🌐 Warriors record with Jimmy Butler: How Golden State has thrived since trade alongside Stephen Curry #Jimmy Butler #Record #Stephen Curry www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/golde... Warriors record with Jimmy Butler: How Golden State has thrived since trade alongside Stephen Curry

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Navarrete to defend 130 title vs. unbeaten Suarez, Muratalla-Abdullaev set for interim 135 belt & Santillan back in action on Top Rank/ESPN card. Read my story & sign up for my Hashtag boxing newsletter: danrafael.substack.com/p/navarrete-... Hashtag NavarreteSuarez Navarrete to

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Fuck the dodgers. sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/... Dodgers confirm they will visit President Trump at White House next month

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tressie AND darth are back!!

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darth check your signal chat for these guys photoshop showing a dog with a tie being interviewed by another dog

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SPRING IS HERE AND DARTH HAS EMERGED FROM HIS WINTER SLUMBER

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You know I was thinking Darth would be back for mlb opening day so I had a feeling we were in the witching hour. we did it everybody!!

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I assume you’re all following darth already, but if not a) what are you waiting for and b) this wake up thread is a perfect fiesta of people sharing their new puppies and other such news

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Darth is back so I guess that means the pope can die peacefully now

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darth got scared by his shadow and went back to his hole which means four more years of fascism

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OMG DARTH WE MISSED YOU BUT ALSO IDK OMFG I AM NOT SURE HOW TO CATCH YOU UP BUT HIIIIII!

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I was feeling better today even before darth woke up and before James Malone won in Pennsylvania. Maybe it was that I got a haircut. Maybe it was that things are settling down a bit in my personal life. Good night. We make a better world by working together.

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I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping.

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I'm not sure what's tighter, my jeans or our friendship.

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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

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I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping.

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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Relationship status: Currently in a committed relationship with caffeine.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, sanity, dreams...

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm not sure what's tighter, my jeans or our friendship.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

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I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?

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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that you're still wrong.

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I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

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I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

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I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

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I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

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I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

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I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

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I'm starting to think that the real reason they don't teach cursive anymore is to hide the secret messages in the Declaration of Independence. #conspiracy #oldschool

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I'm starting to think that paying taxes is just a subscription fee to live in a society I didn't ask to join. #taxes #society

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