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itsxyzeke.bsky.social
alt, black, and intelligent with a bit of (hoe)mo 21+ please
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i control the weather.

im on Zeke 3.0.5 by now.

caffeine and good trees.

Doing live gloryhole portraits today at the @doableguys.bsky.social booth! Come get drawn!

in my country music era. fuck me to some dude crying about loving his truck.

T., Berlin

bathroom breaks on corporate time 😊

and by cute guy I mean sexy hairy Arab man. he invited me to his hookah shop so I can smoke his pipe 🥵

got a cute guys number at work 🙂‍↕️

i wouldn't buy it, personally, but..... Friend of Dorothy absolutely is the best supplement brand for men. they should send me a check.

this is becoming boring. maybe it's time for another internet break?

JT and UZI are such an iconic pair, I hope they stay together forever 💜🖤🦇

you're tellin me a gnat made this tea?

post workday clarity

i hear people are financing doordash now? if you or a loved one has ever financed a sub $50 purchasse, please DM me, i would like to ask you some questions.

grindr has become nearly unusable unless you pay. time to quit soon.

i survived another hectic week! time to crash out

still i rise.

what was life like before people started charging for mediocre everything?

an app like BS but you only have one visible post on your profile at a time. the past doesn't matter, only the current.

who is asking for "better phone cameras" these days? it seems like a stale gimmick at this point.

print my name on that green dot.

Rick.

math is so fun but ax2 + bx + c times more tiring

life still lifin, hoes still mad

how do you guys have time to sit on here and post all day? I have homework and work and school with maybe an hour in between

i think about this picture a lot.

JT still the realest. @thegirljt.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLdq...

ran out.

finally freeeeee for the weekend

havent forgotten you, King. #luigimangione

1 + 1 = 10

elite vibe coding on a Tuesday eve 🙂‍↕️🍵🍃

adding "Expert Edger" to my new and improved resume.

caffeine crashing myself to sleep I guess. deathscrolling. bored.

Just hanging out on a Saturday 😏