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I identify as a potato | Neruospicy | Foodie | Lover of the Light
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My knee is killing me

I can’t even comprehend this sentence altogether

I need to get an epi pen

What will happen if I attempt to eat shrimp? Find out next time on Danzi Fucking With Her Life.

@duanepongo.bsky.social a nuh good smaddy

Has he just decided to stop aging?

Salmon in stew peas flavor? Get away from me

Seafood stew peas with fucking salmon? EVERYBODY IS SO CREATIVE.

You’ll like my bread ☝🏽

Is Recruiting at every company total shit?

Throw that out babes

I want a wolf range and traeger grill. Nah ask for much inna life

Strands #362 “Nautical ink” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡💡🔵 Literally clicked the hint by accident 😒

Connections Puzzle #628 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Okay okay you didn’t lie @zhoex.bsky.social

Wordle 1,350 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 KMT

Nigga. Pls.

Bet say me ago lose

Would sell a kidney for a chai latte with oat milk rn

Jamaican fisherman nuh ketch cod?

Butter. The answer is always butter.

Imma post say I want gle and see what happens

B.

Mission accomplished: he loves it!

I love a I know a guy ass friend

I’m just a girl, there’s no way connections could’ve expected me to know that.

Strands #361 “Living large” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Wordle 1,349 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 KMT

Ah yes, natural selection selecting, naturally

It’s finallyyyy here here.

Today not being Thursday is a sin against God.

Fell to my knees in my kitchen

Nuh likkle after that Covid start?

Me: 0 Metformin: 9826151017262

Big fucking mood.