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Food Company: We use preservatives to make sure little creatures don't want to eat the food Me, a little creature: Hmmm

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I would like to buy your most structurally necessary book

submitted 9 days ago • 35 comments

Just picked up 100 rushing yards trying to catch the train. According to Fox™️ advanced analytics I am now the evenings leading rusher

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

At the super market on the day of the big game.. there isn’t a modelo left large enough for a mouse 🐁

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Praise the Sun!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

*Me after getting blown to smithereens* “…uh..” “..NOT… what i was expecting.”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The blind squirrel gets to nut ? Uh, yeah, I hope he does

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one with the sign that said “FOOD - EXIT 38: Dell Taco, Auntie Anne’s, Ruby Tuesday’s, Sbarro”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Just climbed a mountain.. it was pretty much peak 😹

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Aw hell nah this Warthog is not regulation 😭

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Remind me when I’m of sound mind to add alt text to any non-text media in my posts xoxo

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

What are we doing here… yes obviously I’m going to watch it

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

In 2016 I tuned into the NBA Slam Dunk Contest, and I witnessed the absolute pinnacle of American sports entertainment. I didn’t realize I would never see anything like it ever again Also, I know we’ve been over this, but AG’s last dunk was a 10

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Becoming a person, becoming yourself, is the most satisfying feeling in the world

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I now care what happens to me again, and my sentiment from last night has landed me in a heap of trouble today

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

“I Wish” by Stevie Wonder has a GOAT case

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Delirium is a very underrated state of being

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care what happens to me anymore

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Im betting on the turtle named “lucky to happy”

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

So how long you been driving for Waymo

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

One tenth of the way through Steinbeck’s “East of Eden” and I’m ready to call it the blueprint for modern storytelling

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Why do drivers lose their minds over bike lanes? Oh no, 3 meters of space in a sea of asphalt dedicated to something that isn't a two-ton death machine! How will we survive? Maybe if we stopped designing cities like car dealerships, we wouldn't need bike lanes at all.

submitted 26 days ago • 17 comments

Ok no way you're telling me that if you put a cricket in an air fryer it wouldn't come out delicious. (Guy reads this post, finds a cricket on his porch, air fries it and eats it, and gets Cricket Disease and dies)* *Authors note: Guy who did this was Bad Luck Brian

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

The Spurs and Pacers are one of only four surviving ABA teams along with the Nets and the Nuggets, and I've always thought it'd be cool if whenever any of them play each other, they should break out the red-white-and-blue ABA ball. It'd be a great way to honor that league, plus that ball ruled.

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

I wonder if bands like Fleet Foxes are pissed people only listen to their self titled project, 17 years and 4 albums later.. or are they just like yeah we never really had a chance of topping that

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Clarinet Singing it’s lonesome duck walk .. What else can you say, to help a friend with a broken heart ? .. You don’t know.. the shape im in

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Makin way too much sense

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Maple Syrup is a top 5 song of the last 10 years, and I don’t think that’s ridiculous to say

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Dave and buster? I hardly know her 😂😂 And Dave’s been dead for 14 years 💫🦫

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I think we can change the world by having protected bike lanes and secure bike parking everywhere.

submitted 39 days ago • 232 comments

My favorite part of Elden Ring so far was when my girlfriend asked if I could “stop killing emaciated dogs for 5 minutes” so we could order food

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Watched ‘Paris, Texas’ for the first time and I’m already on Reddit yelling at people about this shii.. It’s 2025 and people are still using “the protagonist did bad things!”as a critique for fiction.. brother.. sometimes a character doing bad things can create interesting narrative dynamics, fr

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

behold, I did it!! therefore praise the message! #EldenRing

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

hey i know what'll make you feel better, there's this awful clown pagliacci in town and he's like, way more fuckin depressed than you. dude is clearly right on the edge but his act sucks and everyone hates him so it's hilarious. god he's such a worthless little hey where are you going

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments