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ivannabespanked.bsky.social
She/They, Pan, Leftist, Smihilist, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Atheist. I got all the opinions.
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If my name was Mario, or Peach I would take one for the team, because I think Mario and Luigi removing billionaires and CEOs would make beautiful memes

I understand the draw of going back to Twitter. FOMO is fuckin real. But the owner is trying to legitimately tring to kill our government and way of life.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.

I don't understand how half the US can not see a similarities between the rounding up of immigrants and the rounding up of the Jews. I have no opinion on if they will in-time have their own final solution, but mark my words, that is a lot of labor sitting there, they WILL be put to "slave" labor

I don't understand how half the US can not see a similarities between the rounding up of immigrants and the rounding up of the Jews. I have no opinion on if they will in-time have their own final solution, but mark my words, that is a lot of labor sitting there, they WILL be put to "slave" labor

I swear I am getting anxiety every time I get a Ground News notifications

beast mode

Easter is on 4/20 this year, I might need to forgo the weed so I can afford to dye me some eggs.

This is from the DNC headquarters earlier I’m going to go scream for forever.

It's the only way

Fucking cocksucker fascist mother fucker just blocked gender affirming care for those under 19

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙 Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

The gold standard for earrings is hypoallergenic, nickle free posts/hooks because a large percentage of the population is allergic to nickle and break out in crusty, bloody sores So can someone please explain to me why my last 2 pair of earbuds have nickle in them? Thanks for the crusty ears, Beats

The worst part of my recent battle with covid is now my coffee tastes yucky

breaking news! Billy Joel has released a comment saying he did not in fact start the LA fire, in fact, it has been burning all along. This account has been verified by the guys from Fall Out Boys

You wanna know what i want from the Trump presidency? I want him to prove me wrong.

There is no better fidget toy than a scrap of denim i can unravel

In humor timing is everything

I have nothing against sex work and don't mind sexy OF pictures on my time line. But if you send me a random follow full of OF links, I will block you. It's that simple

Did they whipe my debt? That would be anazeing

Have you ever had to call your boss, or turned down OT, because you literally did not have the gas to get there?

I just realized that the flags should be half-mast for trumps inauguration. A nice fuck you from Jimmy

AHS would be so much better if each season ended 2 episodes sooner.

Now trump can't bitch that he won't be at his inauguration. Well played Jimmy

This is why my husband doesn't cook

Everybuddy sure seems to want more helpcare ever since that one guy died. 🤔

every single elected democrat should be posting like this

This is by my house, what the fuck

Not my Dictator Were are my Resistance sisters

Bernie is gonna leave office and not run next term. I am so sad