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while everyone's distracted by the oscars i'm going to say it: madame web was more entertaining than dune 2

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the bizarre right wing viewpoint where schoolteachers and starbucks employees are the elites and landlords and car dealers are the common man

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andrew tate talking to a teenager from a troubled home, well i never

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played illmatic for zoomer coworkers and i felt like homer throwing on grand funk railroad in the car

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- 2 hour musical about the life of sebulba - "sanford & son" style sitcom with jawas - "the assassination of watto by the coward darth vader"

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the """opposition party""" turning into the guy who watches "gangs of new york" and thinks bill the butcher makes some good points >>>>>>>

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if i were the president of amazon prime my first act would be to cast eric roberts as james bond

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i think this is a "every accusation is a confession" thing. elon hasn't put in an honest day's work in decades (if ever) so he just assumes no one else works either

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weird al yankovic parody of scarface's "on my block," called "chuck knoblauch"

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good luck buddy

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major boomer trait of mine is getting annoyed when someone says "appreciate it" or "appreciate you" instead of "thank you"

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say what you will about morrissey but he cooked here

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kendrick guest starring on the PBS cartoon "arthur" as "kendrick lemur"

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thanks to bobby flay i feel like an asshole whenever i use calabrian chilis in something

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did you know that russia removed the word "gullible" from the dictionary?

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haven't watched a single minute of the chicago bulls this year. they can't hurt me if i pretend they don't exist

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A claim that's HEART to believe! @theonion.com

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everything ok babe? you've barely touched your flayed daniel craig popsicle

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is there a single humanoid mascot that doesn't trigger the "we would kill him with hammers, no question" response?

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the only difference between the chiefs' super bowl performance and "the tortured poets department" is that the chiefs aren't going to re-release this 73 times over the next year

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congrats to cramblin-duvet for getting a super bowl ad

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that was a cutler INT

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i am suddenly in favor of clubbing seals

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whenever i see anyone talk about their little parlays this is what they look like to me

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selected ambient works 85-92 selected ambient works II ...i care because you do richard d. james album

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picturing a 1980's costacos brothers-style poster featuring former pittsburgh steelers center dermontti dawson that's "dawson's creek" themed. who can i commission for this

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one of my favorite things about the film "predators" is that it places u.s. and israeli troops in the same category as serial killers and cartel enforcers

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"excuse me, waiter! my wife has been patiently waiting for this topping, without which she cannot eat her fajitas"

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what's so grand about theft auto anyway

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Proposed to the group chat that we replace all the stickers in our Discord server with these Jim Varney emotions

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snoopy is for girls, kermit is for boys

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