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Because female fetuses develop all their eggs before birth, the egg that became you was inside your mother’s ovaries when she was inside your grandmother. So yeah, three generations deep in one body at one point.

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The year Nintendo was founded, Jack the Ripper was on his fifth, and searching for his sixth victim.

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Why does it seem as if the entire world forgot that Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist?

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While running the risk of sound entirely stupid…I have to ask…. Why haven’t I ever seen any “new” graveyards? Has anyone? Am I supposed to believe NONE of them run out of space?

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Oh baby, they was gonna get those either way

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preciate you

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“Why don’t you date?” Well, I spend my weekends taking my mother to and from the hospital for blood transfusions.

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I’ll need you to go more in detail or post a link, so I can add him to…the list.

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I hate mfs that volunteer a lie.

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I don’t think anyone in our age group does. But seeing that I had 2/4 nephews that listen to him, I figured they weren’t the only youth listening to him

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Idgaf what you’re talking about. cetpftb.

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I have two nephews that used to listen to his music so I guess it’s more for the younger generation

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posting this so y’all don’t forget and/or to remind you to edit your playlists.

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👩🏽: “Lots of people get sad when it rains.” 👨🏼‍🦳: “It rains because you’re sad, baby”

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Anime & Rap Music

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if you see this & it’s applicable….hml. ….. there is however, a height requirement… I know…… I’m terrible ✋🏾👁️👄👁️🤚🏾

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Paving a HIGHWAY through the AMAZON RAINFOREST to make it easier for people to attend the CLIMATE SUMMIT in November.

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I’m gonna say this ONE. MORE. TIME. If you’re not gonna be like this mf about me, leave me TF alone. Thnx.

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Did you know that cows don’t have top front teeth?

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Did you know that if it weren’t for your stomach acids, an octopus could go into your mouth, travel through your body and come out the other end unscathed.

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I get ignorant in normal situations

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the hardest bussdown of 1625 get yours while you can.

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After much consideration I’ve had to put yalls fave on this list. If you wanna talk about it let’s…..my people only though…thanks. #blacksky #lebron #lebronjames

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James Spader could read “The Cat in the Hat” and I’ll be LOCKED TF IN.

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Due to recent events, I will no longer be “lol-ing” “lmao-ing” or “lmfao-ing” at any posts by VISIBLE caucasians. I’m gonna apologize to anyone who is “white-passing” ahead of time. Until we can SEE who voted for who, I won’t be taking any chances.

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i got about 45 minutes before these meds handle their mf business. i BEG one of you mediocre, malodorous, miserable, monstrosities to SNIFFLE in my direction.

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double hell.

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you can go with him.

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It’s like….I try to give you hard er’s an inch but y’all just HAVE to take a mile.

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I am single handedly keeping “raise the roof” alive.

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Mario should have “Chris Brown level” recognition but…you know….colorism

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My bad y’all, I was depressed but I’m back now.

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how i arrived on bluesky

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So, being the nosy person I am, I have come across the Antioch school shooters manifesto and I just wanna know how the “people who radicalized him the most” are gonna respond. I’ll post the manifesto in the comments but MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING. I don’t wanna hear I didn’t say it.

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Good morning y’all

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Who in THE FAWK has been talking to my mama? She just used the phrase “crash out” in the right context. SHE’S 57! A LITERAL BABY!

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