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Feared in 75 countries, banned from 16 movie theaters. Don’t fuck with me. Cat dad 🐕 I have a gf too. Banner is my dog, Tulip. She hates the government
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the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

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On the bright side, it’s about to be super easy to commit tax fraud

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It’s Friday, so make sure to be as silly as you can be. HR can’t fill out the paperwork to fire you before the weekend so everything is fair game

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Guy who didn’t vote for Trump but now regrets it because he has a burning hatred for the International Space Station

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It’s official, the US is now under Canadian occupation. New Orleans has already been renamed to New Quebec

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I’m joining the War on Drugs but this time I’m supporting drugs

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Elon is doing more damage to the idea of the “intelligent capitalist” than any communist ever could

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If I had a nickel for every time Elon went on a tirade because someone more knowledgeable about rescue missions pushed back against his wild claims, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

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