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I just sneezed five times in a row and I’m pretty sure that’s the Millennial version of going to Disney Land.

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I’ve told people numerous times I want Tori Amos “Cornflake Girl” played at my funeral and you would not believe how many straight people screamed at me to change that, then friends high five me. Figure it out amongst yo’selves, bitches. I’ll be dead.

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I am always astounded that men get to walk around every day and never have to experience part of their inside parts becoming the outside via their private parts once a month then want to know nothing about that process. If men did this I would have a ten part netflix series about it because, WTF?!

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When you very publicly trip over your own feet is it socially acceptable to hold up a hand and say, “Sorry! Sorry…. I was a theater kid!”

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Chappelle Roan out here getting heat for being a child free woman stating that all her friends with kids warn her from having kids. So real. I had a friend randomly vomit while we were hanging out and said “yeah, sorry that happens since I gave birth.” What? He’s.four. That is too old to puke over!

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Noooo! The McBarge just sank last night. Welp…. Maybe it’ll have a special on McFish sandwiches now.

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American government: “So you wanna be the 51st state?” Canada: “Not at all.” American government: “but have you heard our counter argument of ‘come ooonnn….’” Seriously, you guys just let people die because they don’t have money. How fucking stupid is that garbage, eh?

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Not me out here thinking George Lucas directed all the original three Star Wars movies then being like “Who the fuck is ‘Richard Marquand?!?’”

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Is this the Death Star from “Retuen Of The Jedi” or the set of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”

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Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this hair from Return Of The Jedi. How was this acceptable in future earth let alone the universe:

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I’m just rewatching Return Of The Jedi…. Tell me how Boba Fett VERY PROMINENTLY dies in the first 20 minutes of that movie and yet we have a whole series about him? Am I nerding wrong, too much or not enough?

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I would just like to say that NO ONE knows what Cream of Tartar actually is or what it does other than pop up in recepies you already were unsure about.

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Do you think when my mom gave birth to me she was like “Gee…. I hope she reads graphic novels about Che Guevara while shame ordering greasy pizza.” And here we are… And yes. That napkin used as a book mark was used. Life goals.

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My therapist:How much cheese have you eaten this week? Me:What? Therapist:I’ve noticed that the consumption of cheese directly relates to how shitty you’ve been feeling Me:I’m lactose intolerant. Therapist:I’ll reiterate…how much cheese have you eaten this week? Me:Like a whole fucking brick

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Holy shit. This is my favourite Bluesky account; @muheggs.bsky.social Like, chefs kiss and a bravo bow to you!

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Has anyone ever ordered pizza from Dominos because they were in a state of good mental health?

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Me at my therapist’s office today, “Honestly, does anyone feel anything other than hungry these days? It’s too much.” It’s never a good sign when your therapist just nods and says, “Bet, gurl.”

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Hands down, this is the best picture I’ve ever taken because it breaks all the photography rules and most importantly: dog,

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I woke up at 4:00 am and thought, “Man, I feel lonely….” Then turned my head and was like “OH YEAH! I keep you alive!!!”

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This body pillow cost me 60 dollars seven years ago. It helps my sciatica, autism and now…

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Arrow just had another “Best Day Ever!” Day where we went to the big dog park with no dogs in it, then Hammond field to sniff and shit, then to McDonalds to get a pup friendly meat patty and Starbucks for a pupiccino. No one ever gave me a “Best Day Ever” and it’s so easy. Wtf boomers?

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Just out here drinking from my giant water bottle while staring at my dying houseplants.

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Nothing says “Your government is incompetent” like accidentally adding a journalist to your signal group then casually talking about bombing protocol. America, you’re, like, scared at the ineptness of the leaders you voted in, right? How are none of you Campbell Souping the White House right now?

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I learned “Cornflake Girl” by Tori Amos on piano and asked my amazing metal guitarist friend to duet it with me on guitar and record it and he’s struggling SO HARD with the timing cause my terrible teaching explanation is just me saying, “it’s like 4/4 but if you’re drunk” youtu.be/w_HA5Czhtx4?...

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Can we make the “I need six eggs!!!” Woman from Beauty And The Beast an official Disney Princess cause this woman has LIFE STRUGGLES and I feel for her so bad.

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Me:Whats your favourite animated movie? Them:Little Mermaid. Yours? Me:American Pop. Them:What’s that about? Me:Heroin addiction and child neglect. Them:O-oh… o-okay. Me:Your movie pick turned people into algae and taught girls men will like them if they don’t speak. So… let’s not with the judging

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Price Is Right is gonna get a lot harder now that America has tarrifs on everything

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Aaron Parnas showed a video of where he films his news reports and it’s a mattress on the floor away from my first apartment.

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I just realized I didn’t know how to spell “raccoon” “Vacuum” out here gettin’ all the air time when “raccoon” got double vowel and consonants?!? And let’s give it up for double “c’s” like, I never see that shit in a word. “Raccoon” you just won Word Oscars. Con-Gradu-raccoon-lations

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See ya soon raccoon…

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You gotta keep shit TOIGHT!”

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Canada’s relationship with America is like having that best friend in high school who’s parents fucking hated you for no reason.

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Adrián Brody gets an Oscar for a film where his accent was created by AI Oscar Nominee, Timothee Chalamet sits quietly mumbling, “Yeah, you know what made my accent in A Complete Unknown? FIVE YEARS OF PREPARATION.”

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How much you wanna bet Elon Musk wants to wear a black cape to look evil and overpowering like all supervillans and unlike all super heros that wear it because of the real reason -

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Walter confidently wanted to try and pick a fight with 2 Canadian Geese. I was like, “Dude… those two could mug me and steal my car. We’re not doing that today”

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I want to understand people who don’t understand politics but still vote. That’s like saying, “I don’t know what a plane is but will still vote on what is most safe for air flight.”

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