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Massie basically said no. That’s all it takes to make the most powerful man in the world to melt down.

MAGA loyalty only goes one way. Ask Massie. Hahaha

You know that no one has dropped bombs on the Middle East for solar.

Congress may not have authorized this but they will be held accountable for it. Trump meanwhile will be held blameless because we expect him to be stupid.

Republicans can end Trumps insane rule and make America great again any fucking time the want. All they gotta do is fulfill their paths of office.

This is the largest pole in America. 400’ tall. 4 times longer than Trumps pole, I don’t need to mention the girth.👊👊

Trump can’t say erection. But he can act like a boner.

These are the best poles in the world says the guy who doesn’t know that there is an actual place called Poland.

Give Trump the Nobel prize. That is what he wants more than anything. The price? His immediate resignation. The upside is if he resigned he actually would do more for peace than anything he could do as president. The prize could be based on his awesome tweets.

Imagine any world leader saying that “we know where Trump is….” The guy would turn into a blubbering pile of butthurt and nosebleeds.

I passed a self administered drug test. I then flushed.

Trump is mad at the soldiers because they were smiling and waving to the American people while driving their tanks.

I could never imagine flipping off a president to their face. Even Reagan and Bush, but Trump? Screw that guy. I only wish my fingers were bigger.😁

Evacuate Tehran actually means self deport yourself from Tehran.

Trump doesn’t believe in telephones which of course why he is now selling Trump phones. You can call people on Trump phones, no one ever could do that before.

Hey Trump no one is calling Macron TACOman. But you are because you are wrong all the time.

Is Trump the leader of Iran? Just asking those with their heads so far up Trumps ass they can see Tehran.

Listen up, I want the G8, the G7 is to small. G8 sounds like great and everything I do is great. The G7 doesn’t have Russia, you can’t be great unless Russia is a part of the G8. It’s math, I never went to MIT but my uncle did and he learned numbers. The G8 without Putin is the G7. Sniffle.

I just got my new Trump phone. It has the location of every McDonald’s on this planet pre loaded.

Trumps in Canada today. Sorry about that northern friends but thanks for taking him for the day. It is appreciated.

Why do I just know that Trumps phone service is gonna bring back the bag phone and spiral antennas

The Trump Mobile plan. No spell check, all caps, pre-loaded with truth social. Comes with tracker, eavesdropping, and direct line to the KGB. Their AI tells you how smart, rich and beautiful you are and the selfie option is like the magic mirror that tells you everything you want to hear.

I have heard of the bowl cut but never the bowl tan line. This the guy you picked for your daddy?

Thou shall not kill. Go ahead explain the loophole in that commandment.

Taco man can now add immigration to the tariffs to his documented record of chickening out. Pkawwww!!!!

There is a good chance that Trump will finally have his very own Tiannamen square. All it’s gonna take is a few protesters standing in front of a tank. Nobody does more damage to Trump than Trump.

Do you agree? Fuck you! Is a complete sentence that’s says what all the other more appropriate words cannot match.

If nerds could simply talk to real live women, there would be no Facebook. Imagine how much better off the world would be.

Tomorrow most of the protesting will be in areas that voted for Trump. So media please discuss why the 400 people in tiny town USA are protesting their guy. We know why populated areas are.

After the civil war the union appeased the south. How did that work out for US?

I may come across as shallow. But it’s Trump I’m talking about.

Les Mis would have been much better if there was cake.

I remember one time when I was overwhelmed with love for my spouse I gripped her thumb and wouldn’t let go. Even when she shook her hand away.

Hoping for rain, wishing for lightening, hoping for a north Easter. Not my usual Saturday wish but I’m making an exception for tomorrow.

I rarely interact with a Trump lover. But I also don’t talk or listen to mollusks.

I don’t have much faith in Humanities better nature but I have tremendous faith in Karma! It’s gonna be glorious just thinking about it makes just a little easier each day. My karma includes hell, even though I don’t believe in hell. But you do!

Remember when Trump was arrested put in cuffs and brought to jail? He still is a convicted felon. Never forget. A felon, in the fucking White House.

Under Trump Shitty lives matter.

I was in the military and I have done parades. Waste of time. You realize that you can always volunteer to serve if you actually want to pay respects to this country? Hahaha

If it rains on Trumps birthday parade is God sending him a message?

America does not have kings. It does have millions of ding-a-lings.

Normal Americans would reply. No of course I’m not a king. But someone who thinks he is in fact a king would say we are not a king. You know that royal “we”. It’s a tell.