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That’s right; Joey Rizzolo. Of all people.
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RFK isn’t anti-vaccine; he just hates autistic people.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s be fair to Pete Hegseth: he’s not used to being sober at work.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

ANTIGONUS: I’ve had it with these leather bars. It’s always the big guys who are flirting with me. * Exits, pursued by a bear

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

If you can talk about politics without using the phrase ‘this moment,’ you’ve got my vote.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve suffered far greater losses than losing a dog, but goddamn if losing the least complicated relationship I’ll ever have doesn’t hurt in a special way.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

By what I did with the Zelensky thing alone, I shoulda been made, right there, boom.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

For Lent, I’m giving up

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

If the country can be toppled by an organization named after a Shiba Inu meme, maybe we don’t deserve to stand.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

If the second amendment exists to protect us from an overreaching government, how come the second amendment people aren’t protecting us from an overreaching government?

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I hope he dies soon. I hope it’s humiliating and I hope it’s televised.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

…and the trains aren’t even running on time.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Synchronized sleeping

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Since he’s sworn in at 12 pm, does his one day dictator dispensation expire at midnight or does it run until noon tomorrow?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

My own pyrrhic victory over TikTok shutting down in the US is that now I don’t have to learn how to use it.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Welp, I finally did it! I finally told my boss to shove it! I’m ready to be a full time TikTok creator now!

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Today my wife accused me of “ghosting” her because I took a shower without announcing it first.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t finished building my guillotine yet! Some people have no patience whatsoever.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

You’re an idiot. Or possibly an individual with your own thoughts and feelings.

submitted 166 days ago • 1 comment

I woke up in a parallel dimension today. I tried to alert the New Amsterdam Times, but they didn’t believe me.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

You know, if all my friends did it and they lived to say that had a great time doing it, then yeah Ma, I actually would jump off a bridge.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever stopped playing Monopoly by switching to Candyland? It’s a game changer.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

I lie on the ground and shift my body weight until I rotate. That’s just how I roll.

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