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Crawfish tail enthusiast. The Internet is hilarious! In The Land of Elbows n Vogues 🤟🏾
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I guess we found out who Jay-Z with a wig was 😕

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Okay correct me if I’m missing anything —shorty gets up here every day talking shit about people — someone says she looks like Jay Z in a wig and the entire skyline laughs — she can’t handle the same mean energy she gives off and crashes out across the skyline like the immature child that she is

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Oof

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I say this to this day...practice?

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Eating that leftover "in between pay days" spaghetti be humbling

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

This shit grinds my gears 😂

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

They droppin em in the sea for Pootin to collect at this point

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Love it

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This is a fine post glow-up itinerary lol

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Look at these whoretivities.

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

This is so simple and yet

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This would get me

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Nah. That's nature and natural. Intention and a thoughtful action that accompanies the lust is the compliment

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Oh this looks good! I need a rewatch

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Yes, my dad's grandmother and mom's grandmother. They both made it to 100+.

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The fact that Damson showed up in an actual F1 car though.

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They look like Peaky Blinder guest stars

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Aliens def not fuckin w/ us 😂😂😭

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😂😂

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The Lady of the Evening™️ shade of red on her nails with this fit is *chefs kiss*

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Listening to Bones Thugs-n-Harmony

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Not Blue acknowledging our foolery 😂😂

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Do you see how headass patriarchal society is...?? Nike taking this long to throw real support behind a woman's shoe is BANANAS, women RUN RETAIL COMMERCE. 😭😭😭😭

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I knead to have it

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The met gala is kinda funny to me because it’s a stark reminder that no matter what crisis is happening wealthy celebs will continue doing wealthy celeb shit. 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

They need that 360° Oscar camera for the Met

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This is the ‘Sexy Neyo’ costume from Spirit Halloween

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I work too damn hard to be cheap to myself

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Ratio should be 3:1 Close the orgasm gap!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I got on a flight and the lady in the MIDDLE SEAT next to me had a big ass loose husky!

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It's so rude. How you know I'm not allergic?!

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People want Black folks to feel guilt about the world. That ain’t our fight beloveds. Y’all never take the shit up with the right managers.

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hunter schafer !! when i talk shit about yt women on the carpet know im never saying it about you baby🙂‍↔️💕

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Dapper Dan #MetGala2025

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I am screaming! Look at Ego’s face 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

This is.....stunning

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Oh this is phenomenal. Adut Akech putting the capital ‘S’ in stuns. #MetGala

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

UNCLE BABY BILLY GOT THAT SHIT AWN!!!!!

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“Superfine; Tailoring Black style”—but WITHOUT Wisdom Kaye? One of today’s most dynamic living examples of the very style being celebrated… not invited. The AUDACITY of a Met Gala theme claiming to honor what it STILL excludes. The irony isn’t just loud; it’s TAILORED.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments