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j3lyon.bsky.social
You've met with a boujee fate, haven't you?
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@beefmince.com is an expired passport accepted ID on the door @ steelyard?

-hits import on Twitter follows-

They really said for the most part let's just not choose a side and give everything to Kendrick Lamar instead. Except for Sabrina Carpetender and the awards Jay Z gave them a cheque for obv.

Someone just out of the blue messaging that you're a hot beary cock slut and you're just sat there by yourself eating some morning porridge like 🤨 Gay culture.

Knew it was coming but Sandman getting canceled still hurts.

I've only just noticed that Owen Jones got botox. Am I really late to this party?

We've had Goblin Cave, when is someone getting onto making Olrox and Mizrak?

I like a bezel as much as the next person, but I'm not buying a console that doesn't have a solid launch line up. Nintendo's got some work to do on that front.

Show me you in a hat 👒

Black Doves: I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher. I have a peeler. I have skewers. I have a kettle. I have a Nutribullet. And so help me God, I’m gonna shove little pieces of you into it and turn you into a fucking smoothie if you don’t start talking. James: Oh, this is delightful.

More commuting, but now with added James ☺️ @j3lyon.bsky.social

Gotta say, the last three episodes of #Arcane were definitely the weakest. Interested to see what angle they take for their next series in this world.

Snow? In London??! ❄️🌨️ (A little video of the snow accompanied by what some are calling “the voice of a generation”) @j3lyon.bsky.social

So, if they couldn't cure Frodo from the morgul blade and he turned into a ringwraith like the nine, would he still be like 3 feet tall? Or would the power of Sauron have had Frodo's knees done? #cantsleepthoughts

So Twitter sequel after a hostile corporate takeover, plummeting revenue and complete dismantling of the brand but still no edit button? Also, BlueSky should totally rip off community notes. Only decent new feature.

Y'all better be spending your weekends watching Arcane season 2...