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Hey it’s me jabby. Occasional minicomic (Gdlu, others) and webcomic (MonkeyDogSnakeHuman) person. Former ring announcer, care advocate, and appletini drinker. Current sleepy man bean. Glasgow/NY
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I just opened a bottle by holding the top still and twisting the bottom and I feel like I just broke the matrix

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Oh so he *does* know what consent is?

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

If the wwe is a universe shouldn’t they have played the Canadian anthem at elimination chamber Yes I know the answer to this question

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Elimination chamber was really good, even knowing the thing.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You better believe l u v

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Looking to start a bad brains cover band but gonna call it jab brains but I will emulate late 90s thru early 2000s hr where he just chilled with a big grin and didn’t move about much at all cause I totally get that now

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“Kennedy, who DOES NOT have a medical background “ (gonzo voice)

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I just wanna live long enough so that when I die my coffin (Star Trek coffin sunglasses case style) gets launched into space as music from katamari blasts out to the world

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“Everybody Has a Tale to Tell…”: The Coda – An Ignominious End to Frazer Brown’s Unfulfilled ‘Tales from the Quarantine’ Charity Anthology as Kickstarter Finally Intervenes. www.brokenfrontier.com/everybody-ha...

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Mutuals engagement ‘bait’ Wait I prefer Chum chum. Is there a band you feel is incredibly huge yet still kinda underrated cause I feel like rem fits this

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Belly playing at st Luke’s I’m so poor lol but wealthy with shows I guess

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Fuck.

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Diane, 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

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The final insult is gonna be when Kidz Bop do a version of “not like us” and it spoils Drake’s favourite album series.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Still relevant

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Should I go see disturbed? OOOHWHAWHAWHAWHY not

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I love stuff

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Google maps, right now.

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

Knicks are breakin my heart first q ain’t even done yet

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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's not just a Nazi salute. It's a full-blown Nazi Rally.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

That next pope is going to emerge from the plume of black smoke and float down, eyes red, wearing an American flag as a cape isn’t he

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My right hand hurts you just take that however you want you sicko I can’t believe ya nah you’re great

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TIL the actress that played miss yvonne on Pee-Wee’s playhouse also played Charlie’s mom on always sunny.

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Was suddenly washed with the feeling of waking up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. Realized I’m working and it prolapsed like a popple; inverted joy, large wooden tv to tiny monitor, cereal to bitter coffee.

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Some people love to say ‘this is what Joe strummer trained us for’ but I prefer ‘this is what jello Biafra has been saying for 40+ years’

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Musk clearly renamed Twitter X cause it’s the only way they can get in touch with him

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This is just me 24/7 at this point

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post a Spider-Man.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I think I’m getting a hunchback? Is there a big ol bell tower in Glasgow? Too bad Frankenstein filming ended already woulda made a great creep

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Might start a petition to just call em ‘states of America’ cause that United shite is out the window

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