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You had one job. 😂 a third grader could’ve done a better Photoshop job.

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This is posted on the actual White House X profile. Other social media outlets from the White House are also using this picture and calling him The king.

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We’re getting close to the end of day 27. How’s everybody doing?

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I bought my daughter a Cryptex for Christmas. I set the password specific to her and she’s been working on it ever since. She finally got it open today.

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For 17 years, my name has been a slur for someone who is racist, sexist, ageist, classist and entitled. My parents chose this name before I was even born. Do you think 17 years is enough for you to please let this go? How many real people do you know named Karen? Does this slur apply to them?

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He honestly has no idea 😂😂😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ArHcPp/

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Everyone needs to cool it on the rhetoric, the Pennsylvania senator said Wednesday. 🤬🤬🤬 Traitor ! He’s been siding with the Republicans for the past three weeks. I thought he was a man of integrity.

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I blame this whole thing on Oprah. In 1988 she had orange T on her show and she asked him if he would ever run for president. He said he didn’t think he would ever run, but if he did, he’d definitely win and he would fix everything. He also said he would run as a Democrat. 🫣😳 I blame Oprah !

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Even a year ago, you couldn’t convince me that we’d be this close to war with the home of some of my best friends.

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The media keeps telling us to stay focused. This is just shock and awe. I get that but here’s a question….. stay focused on what? Every hour feels like a historical event. I stayed up really late last night because I didn’t want to go to sleep, I didn’t want the next day to get here too soon.

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My new mantra

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The language barrier on RedNote can be funny. 😄 I know this gentleman was trying to give me a compliment, but he told me that I was very pretty and I was probably even more beautiful when I was young 😂😂 that’s the best worst compliment I’ve ever gotten

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So the CEO of Tiktok used to intern for Zuckerberg. Is he going home to papa? Is this blackout just some big update?

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Yawn… Time for bed. Wake me up in 2029.

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My blue sky feed is awesome because the very first day I logged in I learned how to block the entire mega community. I don’t remember how I did that, but it was the best thing I ever did. You should Google it

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Just minutes before TikTok shut down, Facebook open the TikTok account. That’s suspicious.

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How do I get off the spinning rock? How big of a flag do I need to make in order to flag down the aliens? I need a ride out of here.

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It’s done, it’s down. And just minutes after Facebook made their own TikTok account account. It smells like a flaming bag of dog poo.

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I’m still at work in progress

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My feed is completely filled with cats. Not sure why. I don’t have a cat of my own, but I did want to participate.

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYHSxd6R/

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Time Magazine 😡 ARE YOU KIDDING?! Why not just choose Putin? He has a busy year 😡😡 This is disgusting.

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My life insurance policy has just about enough for my funeral. How much do you think Brian Thompson had in his life insurance policy? Even in death, the rich get richer.

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Has @hankgreen.bsky.social talked about the UAPs. I’ve seen them in north east PA. I really want to know his thoughts. Talk to me, Hank.

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Do you ever get paralyzed by anxiety? I have such a simple task to do today, actually a few of them. But for some reason, I just can’t. I don’t have a choice, it has to be done today, but I just can’t.

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Politics aside, why is it that the right simply cannot accept the fact that Biden has a stutter. He has worked very, very hard to correct it. And he speaks in complete sentences. Why is there guy so much better at speaking? Why do they constantly say that Biden mumbles? no morals at all.

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I was not ready😂😂😂 🦃🦃🦃🦃 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYkVANbG/

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Does the Cheeto know how to use a computer? Why did Zuck have to fly to Mar-a-Lago? Why couldn’t they talk on the phone or on the computer through Zoom? Was their conversation so sensitive that it couldn’t possibly be monitored? Why does everyone have to fly to him to have a conversation?

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CANADA 😩 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYhTbAYL/

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I had an account, but I never really did the tweet thing. But I do feel like every time I post here, I’m smacking Elon on the back of the head. 😂

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You had one job. 😂 a third grader could’ve done a better Photoshop job.

This is posted on the actual White House X profile. Other social media outlets from the White House are also using this picture and calling him The king.

We’re getting close to the end of day 27. How’s everybody doing?

I bought my daughter a Cryptex for Christmas. I set the password specific to her and she’s been working on it ever since. She finally got it open today.

For 17 years, my name has been a slur for someone who is racist, sexist, ageist, classist and entitled. My parents chose this name before I was even born. Do you think 17 years is enough for you to please let this go? How many real people do you know named Karen? Does this slur apply to them?

He honestly has no idea 😂😂😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ArHcPp/

Everyone needs to cool it on the rhetoric, the Pennsylvania senator said Wednesday. 🤬🤬🤬 Traitor ! He’s been siding with the Republicans for the past three weeks. I thought he was a man of integrity.

Even a year ago, you couldn’t convince me that we’d be this close to war with the home of some of my best friends.

My new mantra

The language barrier on RedNote can be funny. 😄 I know this gentleman was trying to give me a compliment, but he told me that I was very pretty and I was probably even more beautiful when I was young 😂😂 that’s the best worst compliment I’ve ever gotten

So the CEO of Tiktok used to intern for Zuckerberg. Is he going home to papa? Is this blackout just some big update?

Yawn… Time for bed. Wake me up in 2029.

My blue sky feed is awesome because the very first day I logged in I learned how to block the entire mega community. I don’t remember how I did that, but it was the best thing I ever did. You should Google it

Just minutes before TikTok shut down, Facebook open the TikTok account. That’s suspicious.

How do I get off the spinning rock? How big of a flag do I need to make in order to flag down the aliens? I need a ride out of here.

It’s done, it’s down. And just minutes after Facebook made their own TikTok account account. It smells like a flaming bag of dog poo.

I’m still at work in progress

My feed is completely filled with cats. Not sure why. I don’t have a cat of my own, but I did want to participate.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYHSxd6R/

Time Magazine 😡 ARE YOU KIDDING?! Why not just choose Putin? He has a busy year 😡😡 This is disgusting.

My life insurance policy has just about enough for my funeral. How much do you think Brian Thompson had in his life insurance policy? Even in death, the rich get richer.

Has @hankgreen.bsky.social talked about the UAPs. I’ve seen them in north east PA. I really want to know his thoughts. Talk to me, Hank.

Do you ever get paralyzed by anxiety? I have such a simple task to do today, actually a few of them. But for some reason, I just can’t. I don’t have a choice, it has to be done today, but I just can’t.

Politics aside, why is it that the right simply cannot accept the fact that Biden has a stutter. He has worked very, very hard to correct it. And he speaks in complete sentences. Why is there guy so much better at speaking? Why do they constantly say that Biden mumbles? no morals at all.

I was not ready😂😂😂 🦃🦃🦃🦃 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYkVANbG/

Does the Cheeto know how to use a computer? Why did Zuck have to fly to Mar-a-Lago? Why couldn’t they talk on the phone or on the computer through Zoom? Was their conversation so sensitive that it couldn’t possibly be monitored? Why does everyone have to fly to him to have a conversation?

CANADA 😩 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYhTbAYL/

I had an account, but I never really did the tweet thing. But I do feel like every time I post here, I’m smacking Elon on the back of the head. 😂

You know the newscaster cadence? I hate that. Is it part of their broadcast journalism syllabus?

Riddle me this, why all of the commas before the chameleon?

Whoever named this app is full of BS 🥁