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the surgeon who did my reconstructive breast surgery made a bit of a boob

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every time i hear the word "ratification" i think of some mysterious process of turning something into a rat

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I'm currently writing something about a couple who own a bakery and i'm tempted to just make them have a baby just so i can call a chapter "a bun in the oven"

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ducks at the chemist be like: i need some lip balm, put it on my bill

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We have conquered the skies and the seas we have even travelled to ASDA

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my blood sugar is low low low gonna need an entire almond this time

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cutting yourself on a fern is like a papercut x1000 absolutely do not recommend

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i'm genuinely considering getting a VR headset just to use google street view on it it's cheaper than a holiday!

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got an easy peel orange that was NOT easy to peel and i did just say "EASY PEEL MY ARSE" before i realised how utterly atrocious that sounded

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genuinely thought the link was the baby's name for a second

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I was just watching some old thing and the music choice absolutely does not go with the message.

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Humpty is off the wall Humpty Dumpty's groovin', y'all He's an egg on the move... No time to waste Crack into the massive chocolate taste that was on the back of an easter egg and it's lived rent free in my head for years now #inspirational #poetry

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one ticket to POO please

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just turning my alarm off and realising what a weird word "snooze" is. no way that's a real word

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there used to be a bakery in a town near where I grew up called "the bun hole" and I have absolutely no idea why they thought that would attract customers

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Just caught myself feeling envious of my houseplants because they're literally thriving and presumably don't know who Trump is.

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chinese new year, chinese new me

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i've had an anxiety disorder for so long that the only thing that panics me anymore is the idea of having a panic attack, which is quite dumb and pointless lol

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if you're also feeling deeply disturbed by some of the events happening out there in the world right now here's an interesting tree

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subdivisions it's socially acceptable to name your baby after (uk and ireland version)

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gwyneth paltrow be like

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Thinking of opening a cheap hair salon called Budget Cuts.

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i just saw this sort of upper middle class cream being sold as "creme gastronomique" and then i translated it into english as "gastronomic cream" which just sounded terrible

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i was just watching a youtube video with AI captions and there was a pilot saying "we've just been given clearance for takeoff" and the AI captions said "we've just been given Karen's potato"

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nothing like the worst cold i've ever had to start 2025! i hope this year gets better LOL

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whoever invented menthol and eucalyptus tissues, my nose is so grateful right now

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i don't know what is wrong with me but don't haribo pontefract cakes smell a bit like compostable bags? in the best possible way though

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pavlova has gone soggy :(

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here's a fun christmas observation: meringue doesn't store well in the fridge found this out the hard way

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why did Adele cross the road because she wanted to say hello from the other side

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almost tripped over a novelty stretchy Santa this morning and the sudden movement has done something to my left shoulder blade this year Santa got me a pulled muscle! and early, too! truly blessed by the wonders of christmas

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just watched the abroad in japan documentary about the earthquake in Wajima. it never ceases to impress me how good some of the youtube documentaries are. it's an excellently produced film. #abroadinjapan

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sitting in a circle gives me the creeps because, as adults, it's only done on a few specific occasions and they're all horrible: - poetry workshops - dutch friend's birthday - interventions - group therapy - seances - corporate team building

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amazon is recommending i get someone scrub daddy power paste for christmas and, i don't know, something tells me that's probably not a great plan

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Today, my brain broke upon reading the name Rachael. Just totally bewildered by this strange name before realising that it's not strange at all.

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just found this in a first aid manual and out of context, this image is absolutely... bizarre

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update: duodenum is now fine must've been something i ate like perhaps it's the fact i've somehow got through an entire bottle of sriracha in a single month

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so that's coming from a very trustworthy source, then

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my duodenum is acting up

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Had a dream where I met this random man and he started playing Trivial Pursuit for the Wii, but he had to answer the questions using a Wii Balance Board. The multiple choice answers were arranged around him like Perfect 10 on Wii Fit Plus, photo for reference, and he had to smack them with his bum.

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