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Hm... Imagine a zombie apocalypse in USA! Europe: - This is America's problem because there is an ocean between us! - We can't waste our taxpayers' money on different nonsense, - this is NOT OUR WAR! - ... and no Article 5! - Not a single soldier of the European army will set foot on US soil!

I wonder if Europeans REALLY understand where it is going. After 3 years of war in its center. It's just 3 years of non-stop killing, raping, kidnaping, and robbing people next door have passed! I'm pretty sure it was not enough time to determine the level of danger! www.youtube.com/shorts/2G0t_...

... and ate Musk's brain. Also, he shit in Trump's pants. He did it with Biden, at the same time.

Two news next to each other. One is about a man who apparently believes that if he doesn't lie, his ass will explode. And the second one is about "dictator" Zelensky. I can imagine the level of disappointment with America among those fascinated by it for unknown reasons.

USA the last three years: www.youtube.com/shorts/Cw8xv...

He didn't say that. And if he did, he didn’t mean it. And if he did mean it, you didn’t understand. And if you did, it’s not a big deal. And if it is, others have said worse.

I imagine now Putin's reaction: "Why you red twat! I was building a dictatorship for 25 years! And these old fucker will finish it in a month!" Gz, my fellow "leaders of the free world", you are great.

You probably think that the Ukrainian president isn't very polite with different assholes. But you know, there are reasons. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yat...

So! Random word generator Trump has already: 1. Seized Greenland; 2. Seized Mexico; 3. Forced Mexico to pay for "The Wall" on its border; 4. Collapsed oil prices; 5. Incidentally, in 24h ended the war in Ukraine, which has been going on for 3 years; 6. Took away the Panama Canal; 🧵

Thank you Bsky for these random posts in my feed. According to them, I got the strong impression that Texas and Oklahoma are battling for the title of Moron of the Year. It would be funny if it weren't sad.

The picture perfectly describes Musk's gesture. Yeah, the one where he showed that he would send spaceships from Earth to the sun. Twice. Guys, if you need to explain to yourselves that your own eyes deceived you, then the problem is not Musk. Everything has long been clear with him.

A bit of a context required, at least smth: bsky.app/profile/fina... Because there aren't enough symbols in the Bsky to describe all of Trump's crimes. Hats off to you, Americans. You're... Amazing? Incredible? I can't find the _exact_ characteristics. With Africa it is easier, to say truth.

I have to admit I didn’t have invading Canada on my bingo card this year

We call D. Medvedev an alcoholic, a lunatic, and an idiot. And here we go, Musk appears to say, "Hold my beer," and he "makes America great again." Like the times of the Wild West, I suppose.

I heard a story about a guy named Trump who didn't lie for a whole minute, and his ass exploded. This guy must have heard this story too.

I'm now thinking about which of Lovecraft's works is my favorite, and I realize I can't give first place to just one story. There are two: The Music of Erich Zann and Pickman's Model.

You let people from the Middle Ages who LOVE (!) oppress the weak ones into a modern country, and you expect these people to throw away their entire previous experience just by looking at stone houses and "free" money. It was a perfect plan! What could go wrong?!

A question for people who expect 2025 to be better than 2024, what have you done to make next year better? Justified terrorists like Hamas? Justified the genocide carried out by Russians? Elected Trump? Gave China a few more billions so it could continue to exploit terrorists and slave labor?

Ancient wisdom says: how do you know if a Russian government official is lying? His mouth opens.

Optimization? PC hardware availability? Haven't heard of that since Cyberpunk 2077. What are you, some kind of hobos? You can't afford the latest, not yet released video card? Pfft, loosers...

Today's contribution of the Russians to the prosperity of humanity: ~100 missiles and ~200 drones launched at civilian targets in Ukraine. A friendly reminder: Trump, Scholz, Orban, and the like tell that the Ukrainian attacks on warehouses storing such missiles and drones are an escalation.

Let's conduct a thought experiment: the age is lowered to 18. What will Russia do? Simply increase mobilization. Reminder: that's still an attack of a 140-million country on a 40-million country. And yet the American politicians still tell us that missiles and shells are more valuable than our lives

I wonder if this frog says "Sieg Heil" every time he helps the Russian fascists and pro-Russian forces, or every other time?..