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jackalope.lol
DM(V) area jackalope :3 They/Them - 20's - Very cute, very silly
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How come I never learn my lesson? (Don't shop hungry)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

you think what seven did to nine is bad? wait until you find out what happened with six!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

you guys do we have posting today? does anyone know if we have posting today? is there posting today? posting? anyone? posting?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

frottuccine alfredong

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

How she looks when she gets kicked out of bed so I can get my thingie jerked crazy style

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

6 years later, I'm still bitter about the time I submitted a paper for a history class and I used the word 'nor' and my professor circled it and put a question mark. Like, what's not clicking...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Lord help me I have started writing again (and maybe, just maybe, is it smut. Who's to say, though?)

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

One of those days.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Cannot express enough how powerful a whom here or there is. A well timed "to whom do you think you are speaking" will actually have bitches asking to whom they are speaking

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who just needs to eat breakfast, like I am being so for fucking real, if he just ate something he would feel great: do you ever feel like the only option is to burn it all down and start over?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who just needs to eat breakfast, like I am being so for fucking real, if he just ate something he would feel great: do you ever feel like the only option is to burn it all down and start over?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else ever feel like you could probably keep up with the workload and social load and other obligations you have in your life, if you were just starting at square one, but because you have at least a bit of a backlog, it just feels unmanageable??? Anyways I'm probably fine

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

i love you Ramen Place Bathroom With Strange Pipes And Creepy Mannequin Art

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Regularly scheduled Rue Posting

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Which btw is to say that I think I might have pizza for dinner

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hate that I always forget about pizza because it really is such a good food, like it's fast, relatively cheap, there's lots, surprisingly well nutritionally balanced (all things considered), it's fine cold, but easy to reheat, etc etc. And then I just forget it exists until someone else suggests it

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

rabbit's of burnnys 🤍

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Went to the store while hungry and bought five (5) bags of chips (THEY WERE ON SALE)

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Should I go to the grocery store while hungry? <POLL> <OPTION 1>Be naughty and go 😈</O1> <OPTION 2>Be good and eat first 😇</O2> <TIME=1HOURS> </POLL>

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

The lamp I spent $40 on at Target vs the lamp I found in the trash two weeks later for free. 😑

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

good meowner everybunny, rise and grind !!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

By the way I upload silly images to a sticker pack, including this one. Some of them are just images, some I made like this one t.me/addstickers/...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I have been on (another) industrial metal kick lately

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

parallel play with me

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

i know there's a (strong) element of the petty to this, but I do find so much satisfaction in that I finally figured out the secret to getting my ex's (and my) favorite recipe exactly right, but since i dumped him, he never gets to know lol

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

Spicy Thai Basil Chicken 😈

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

good meowning and happy friday everybunny! happy friday bunny nation! bunnies, and others, have a good friday!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Ever since I was a little kid, I wanted to sit and watch candles melt

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Me I fear

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to be one of those creators accused of inserting a thinly veiled fetish into their work. I would like to be known for my obvious, observable, unveiled fetishes.

submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments