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Informative and sexy at the same time! Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club) he/him
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Ugh. Love and hugs to all my trans friends. Remember that this is not the end – they used to define marriage as exclusively heterosexual. Things can change, and hopefully they will. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

Nah trans women are women actually. They got it wrong.

A fringe group of bigoted weirdos have dragged British media, government, and law into their hateful obsession with trans people. Grim, depressing, and dangerous. Everyone with power in the UK who's played along should be ashamed of themselves.

I don't want to overhype the Disney+ show I have been helping to write over the past three (!!) years but I'm hoping we do the ghost of Lord Byron proud when it comes out next year

need animation studios to take risks again if we just keep sterilely rebooting the same concepts forever how will we ever again reach the creative heights of the crazy shit they used to put on tv. the people yearn for"a boy wakes up with lord byron's ghost in his mouth after sucking on skull plasma"

Hello, I'm quoted in this very interesting BBC Culture piece about the UK remake of Saturday Night Live! give it a read maybe if you like www.bbc.com/news/article...

“anything we can actually do, we can afford” stamp this on the head of anyone who asks how we can afford universal health care or universal child care or public pensions or free college

Talk to your sons

happy #portfolioday! i’m a illustrator, storyboard and comic book artist who’s worked/working with the likes of DC, PRH, Dark Horse and Dungeons and Daddies (not a BDSM podcast). very here for bright colours and high teeth 👌 cargocollective.com/alexmooreill... #art #comics #dnd #ttrpg

Aha! It was a serious question! I checked Wiki a few weeks ago and there was nothing! This is great news, OK, go back to being on fire, world

Me: *stumbling through the wreckage of society, watching the future crumble into dust in our fingers* seriously does anyone know Stevie Martin's date of birth, it's for the podcast

This is literally the exact opposite of what Threads is about

In summary: no In detail: still no

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

Almost everyone I know in the arts bar the luckiest of the lucky few - the most talented people I know, the funniest and most industrious people I know - almost universally people are saying they don’t think they can afford to do this job anymore.

I've written this week's Guardian Guide with a typically nonsensical response to Everything, involving the worst Star Wars, a shaved Paddington and snot! Find it now in your inbox if you subscribe, and I'm told it'll be online later as well, fancy

A reminder that the Protocol/Windsor Framework only goes so far in avoiding a hardening of the border on the island of Ireland… UK’s new Electronic Travel Authorisation (ETA) required for non-Irish EU nationals entering Northern Ireland from 9 April. www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...

At the @societyofauthors.bsky.social we are speaking out strongly against this 'opt out' scheme, which places the burden on creators to monitor & notify. It would be like having to put notes on your wallet that say 'Robber, don't steal this'.

Not sure if this has been shared here yet, but this is video of Rumeysa Ozturk's arrest posted by WCVB. It's terrifying.

Tickets to the Chesham Utd Comedy Football game are going fast. Don't miss out. This sort of nonsense on May 10, 3pm, £12 maximum, comics kicking balls. app.fanbaseclub.com/Fan/Dashboar...

We have completely killed the middle class in our industry, across all professions. For writers, contributing episode gigs are treated as prod co tax break opportunities and parades of ‘new writers’ are churned through with no onward work for the last ‘new’ tranche. You used to have careers in eps.

the B52s don't tell you what you're actually supposed to do if you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says "fifteen miles to the Looooooooove Shaaaaaaaaaaack". could be "alert the authorities because the owner is a notorious sex cult leader" for all we know

🗣💬 Come see Crowley Time LIVE in May! Yes, my first ever live show, The DiPoni Contingency, is going on a mini-tour! If you're in London or Oxford or going to the Machynlleth Comedy Festival, don't miss these performances, each with their own special guest performers! live.crowleytime.com

I'm going to be very blunt here: it is profoundly ignorant and offensive to suggest these are comparable things to actual colonialism. These just aren't the same as being driven off your land, as being militarily subjugated, as having your children taken. And yes, it does have to get that extreme.

nooo Jolene don't steal my man your so sexy aha

if, ten years ago, your entire understanding of politics was that the right wing wanted to destroy everything because they were evil, you had a more accurate and more predictive analysis than functionally the entire American media and political apparatus

"The limits of power" I weep atop my three-figure majority, in a parliament I control the schedule for, aided by a powerful whipping system, at the heart of one of the most centralised political systems in the democratic world, and alongside a wide selection of extra-parliamentary powers.

You've misspelt "most boning"

strangely put out by the fact that the Meta AI didn't pirate a single article of mine, like what, my Guardian articles about mince on toast not good enough for you to steal

It's a DOUBLE DOSE OF JACK TALKING ABOUT OLD EPISODES OF TASKMASTER this week! I'm chatting about TMUK S2 E2 with Jenny (and revealing my ignorance about fashion) on the PEOPLE'S POD and I'm taking TMNZ S2 E8 with Ed (and revealing my ignorance about cars) on THE OTHER PODCAST tune in!

doing a "Guy Montgomery"

Awful confession: me too. Also I know it will push exactly the buttons I’m ready to have pushed, which I suspect aren’t the most helpful ones, and I’m not sure I have the willpower for that. Right now, I’m hoping some Must See TV might be a balm rather than an accelerant.

GOP representative: “I support Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency.” Town hall crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Let’s keep making Republicans own their complicity in President Musk’s hostile takeover. Take action near you during this congressional recess: indivisible.org/muskorus

Read together, this is quite sad? The clear focus feels far more on reducing costs than helping people back to work, with the underlying assumption being that most people with "less severe conditions" are exaggerating. The cuts to future claimants are frankly, horrific.

The moment you realise that when a politician says “a difficult decision” it means that it is difficult to justify, all makes sense.

A disgrace to the party of Attlee

I don't know, I think there is obviously a difference between "predatory capitalist with horrible business practices" (like a depressing number of UK/US companies) and "neo-Nazi bringing about the end of United States democracy and the indirect deaths of millions of people"

STOP SAYING YOURE THE PARTY OF WORK. YOURE THE PARTY OF WORKERS and if you don’t know the difference GET EDUCATED sorry for shouting it’s making me furious