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Self Driving Rockets are doing about as well as Self Driving Cars How's that Orange Neuralink implant experiment doing ?

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Let's not wait for Elon to die to start celebrating On June 6th, do something nice and unselfish, for the general betterment of all - for the sheer joy of being a good person Also, partying in the streets would be nice too

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We have no way of knowning whether or not the next overnight National Policy Tweet is that we're going to seize the Big Beanstalk, climb to the top, and get all those Golden Eggs

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The fact that there's Nothing that Elon Musk can't drive into the ground is why the astronauts are begging to stay put

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Dante visits heaven in modern times, and see herds of dicks running wild His guide Beatrice relates that Republican Politicians cannot get into heaven, but that their dicks are allowed in if circumcised "How can you tell they're Republican Politicians ? Beatrice replies - "They're nutless"

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I wouldn't give them a fart to choke on

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For Trump to be the worst President in US History (which he already was) there would need to be a Justice Department or Congress still interested in enforcing the Constitution, which is clearly not the case He is now also the worst King in the 25,000 year history of the Western Hemisphere

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Every time you lay off a CIA or FBI agent, you create a Luigi with a Master's Degree and 8+ years professional expertise in Luigity As opposed to a Darwin Award, this is called a Luigi Award

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Putin said he could beat Ukraine in 2 weeks and it's been 3 years Trump & Musk have suspended the Constitution and it's been less than 3 weeks It's a Kingdom now, and you have only the rights Pam Bondi will enforce

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Somebody ought to ask Stormy if Mushroom Boy lasted longer than those tariffs

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The main difference between the US today and Germany in the 1930s is that the armbands aren't yet on sale Probably around $399.00 www.trumpstore.com/collections/...

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The reason Trump is trying to put your farm out of business by deporting your workers is that he understands buying land at distressed prices. He's simply creating a Buyers' Market for the Billionaires

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The Republican administration presided over an election that selected the Democrat. The Democratic administration presided over an election that selected the Republican. "Rigged" elections NORMALLY benefit the party already in power (FFS)

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Love him or hate him, everybody agrees that his second coming is a wonder to behold, and that he performs miracles About every 2 hours, I hear somebody say, "Jesus Christ, I can't believe he just did that"

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And now, live from Davos www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii8H...

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So, the I-10 corridor looks like a James Taylor song, and Emperor Nero Cornholius is going in to kick ass and take names And his pet dogge is going to send up a better set of Space Lasers, and this time, they'll get it reich

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Remember, no matter how bad your day is, no matter what's going on in your life - you're not a Jew who just bought a Tesla

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Movies you might enjoy 1) Dr Strangelove 2) The Producers (Lane/Broderick) 3) Beavis & Butthead Do America No particular order Just to get your mind off the news

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Where can I get me one o’ them new flameproof Bibles like I seen on TV ?

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98% of the Billionaires (and a surprising variety of entertainers) have gotten together and determined that the one and only marketing demographic that they want to do business with is: Unemployed Racist Incel Wife Beaters with minimal reading comprehension

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I will slay all the windmills you know Onward to glory we go! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UUD...

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I am I, Don Pendejo (I'm Vance-o) The Lord of Mar a Lago (Yes, I'm Vance-o) The voices have called and I go (I'll follow my master 'til the end) And the wild winds of fortune (I'll tell all the) Will carry me onward (World proudly) Oh, whithersoever they blow! (I'm his squire, I'm his friend)

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Hear me, heathens and wizards and serpents of sin All your dastardly doings are past For a holy endeavor is now to begin And corruption shall triumph at last!

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And the wild winds of fortune Will carry me onward Oh, whithersoever they blow I will slay all the windmills you know Onward to glory I go! I'm Vance-o Yes, I'm Vance-o I'll follow my master 'til the end I'll tell all the world proudly I'm his squire, I'm his friend

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Hear me now, a felon and unbearable cur With a base as debauched as can be Insurrectionist banners all bravely unfurled I now hurl down my gauntlet to thee! I am I, Don Pendejo The Lord of Mar a Lago The voices have called and I go