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A man’s penis? In MY mouth?
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They’re trying to make him feel better cause he shit his diaper

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Hitler also did some socially awkward hand gestures if I’m not mistaken

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t let them tell you what you saw Elon do today. You’re right. He did exactly what you saw him do. There is no missing context. It was not “my heart goes out to you”. He knew what he was doing.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven gained its strangest angel. Rest in peace, king

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

MF DOOM be like: Co-sign for the gold mine and tie the noose loosely Go find the bovine and guide a choosey snoopy Ice cream and cookies are better than pussy

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

In like three months there’s going to be a new type of “worst person you know” that only makes decisions based on polymarket data

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

What would you do if my friends and I started grunting like apes and jerking each other off? What would you do then?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven gained its smallest angel. Rest in peace, king

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven just gained its largest angel. Rest in peace, king.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Crackers. All of them.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Just found out that Trump has super tiny wrists

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Press the button, Mr. President. I’m ready. Press the button, let’s go.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to think that the only personality that a white man can have after turning 18 is “Everything is a conspiracy designed to make me fail.” Like shut up Fuck off

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

Plane crash

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

There is a push among some orgs, "moderate" legislators, and even trans people to "give up the sports issue" in hopes that will stop hate. I have watched moderates try this in 23 state houses. It doesn't work. There is no amount of give you can offer that will stop them from taking.

submitted 176 days ago • 45 comments

They should hire him to keep doing his normal thing except now there’s a group of people off camera shooting guns at him while he talks

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submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

There’s at least one McDonald’s fart that’s been trapped inside this guy for 30 years

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments