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Why does every video game have to start with their mouse sensitivity and volume maxed out. Y'all are hurting my brain before we even get started.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Naming my future kid Shlumbo. Works for a boy or a girl.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Hacking the healthcare system by dying in a freak pickling accident so anthropologists in the future can figure out what was wrong with me instead.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not dehydrated. It's just that my throat hurts. And my head hurts. And my skin is really dry despite using lotion. And I'm thirsty. And my mouth is dry. And I'm tired. And... OKAY FINE- DRINK SOME WATER WITH ME.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I would like to go back to posting more regularly and interacting with all my lovely moots but I keep forgetting I exist.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

If this is a simulation then I'd like to speak to whoever is responsible for my fuck-ass coding.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly, I'm still thinking about Sevika.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

HI GUYS. YOU SHOULD EAT SOME PIZZA TODAY. NO PINEAPPLE THOUGH OR IM BLOCKING U.

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

My new catchphrase during sex.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

I think the hot dog stand therapist in my dream last night could fix me though.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments