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That’s a damn fine Fango cover.

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

THE MONKEY is absolutely a theater-going experience. Death is certain, inevitable, and bonkers level irreverent. No explanations, no real condolences. It just is. Since grief horror has been all the rage, it’s kinda nice having a wickedly good time.

#NowSeated for THE MONKEY. Ready for this antique toy to wreck everybody’s day…

Oh. my. god. 😌

Look at this clown. Must we all suffer for his desperation to be liked?

Listen. It’s grim out there. Treat yourself to an owl finger puppet. You earned it.

If I wasn’t stuck at work, I’d be there. #SuckItElon

Okay audiophiles, which album is essential listening for any vinyl collector? Any genre, any time period. I’m going to this record fair next week and I’d love your #vinyl recs!

Oh Pedro. I’m way too high for these shenanigans.

As we celebrate 50 years of SNL, never forget that Don Mancini gave us the gift of Kenan Thompson’s CHUCKY series guest death by umbrella. Iconic. youtu.be/50Ct2Zr9L3M?...

My buddy, my buddy! My buddy and me! 🎶 #horrorsky

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this beautiful book? I think we all need something that brightens the collective darkness right now.

This furry lovebug wishes you all a lovely Valentine’s Day.

Does anyone else feel like their current dosage of SSRIs just…isn’t…cutting…it?

👀 If you’ve not watched ODDITY yet, prioritize it. This was my first solo movie theater outing and it was a perfect pick for the experience.

Elon gives big Stuart energy. And that’s the least of his problems…and consequently, our problems.

Me waiting for my Dasher to drive away so I can grab my meal without human interaction.

It’s George A. Romero’s birthday today

Judging by my inability to move without a symphony of bewailing, I suspect I strained something in my lumbar area. It’s a real pain in the ass.

Watching ABRACADABRA like

Maybe now would be a good time to discuss comfort horror movies? ROSEMARY’S BABY is one of mine. How about you?

🎶 God is in his holy temple. Earthly thoughts, be silent now. 🎶

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

As I continue to process the loss of David Lynch, I wrote my thoughts about the incalculable contributions of this absolute titan and what he means to so many of us who find peace in weirdness. Thanks to @fangoria.bsky.social for giving me a place to share my words. www.fangoria.com/in-memory-of...

Let him cook. #OsgoodPerkins #TheMonkey #horrorsky

I am an appetite, nothing more. #NOSFERATU

THIS. This week is the most magical time of the year: when you’re chowing down leftovers and chocolate like a gremlin, shuffling around in your PJs, surrounded by piles of stuff you’ve acquired, and have no clue what day it is.

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Time to talk the OG holiday horror—A CHRISTMAS CAROL. So many great iterations of the Dickens tale. Do you have a favorite? Choose your Scrooge. #Christmas #horrorsky

So all you #horrorsky folks. All you horror collectors. Do y’all limit your collection to just one room or one area of the home? Or is your house straight horror from top to bottom? Just curious.

Not me watching Smile 2 again… Remember to stay hydrated 🙃

We’re Marley and Marley 🎶

Wouldn’t it be great if all the NJ “drones” were just UFOs and there’s a possibility some of us will just get whisked away to another world rather than deal with the impending international crisis of another disastrous Trump administration? Yeah. That would be neat.

The first thing I do when I see Rob Schneider in the credits of anything is wince. Sooooo…